This you? haikyuu x reader

Master Plan 🥸

Incoming FaceTime call from Kurona😷, Bokubae🤩 and 4 others....

Accept
Decline

As soon as y/n answered the ft call they were met with their best friend esmie laying on her bed eating snacks and Bokuto with his eye 👁 all the way up to the camera🧍‍♀️
"what the fawk do y'all want i was gonna go watch hxh😐"
y/n said with their fist up to the camera in an attempt to look intimidating, but failing😀👊
"HAHA Y/N I WAS JUST TELLING THEM ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AND THE NEW GC WE GOT ADDED INTO"
yelled esmie while spitting her chips all over the place 😵
"YOOO THE WAY DAICHI WAS ALL OVER ME"
y/n yelled with the camera all the way up to her forehead while pulling a Debby Ryan😏🤏
"I saw the way he was texting you besss fraannn😏"
"what the hell are you talking about dumbass he was literally about to cry you creeps🤨"
"STFU TSUKISHIMA ILL LITERALLY EAT YOUR SOUL🤬"
before y/n could threaten tsukis life further they were interrupted by Kuroo who was smacking his headset against his desk.
"KENMA WHY DID YOU BLOW UP MY HOUSE THAT LITERALLY TOOK ME HOURS"
"bc"
"BC- LISTEN HERE YOU FAKE BLOND ASS BIT-"
Kuroo was quickly cut off by hinata who started yelling something about Volleyball...again🕺
"YO GUYS THE TRAINING CAMPS NEXT WEEK IM SO EXCITED TO BEAT UR ASS KENMA😍"
"literally stfu shoyo you can't even receive the ball you noob 😐"
all of a sudden there was a loud cough and all you could see was esmie choking on her chips while her face was turning increasingly red 🛑
"AYO🔇ESMIE🔇YOU GOOD🔇" yelled Bokuto with the camera basically down his throat 🏃‍♀️
esmie gulped down the PHAT piece of corn chip in her throat before doing a 😀👍 and continuing to eat the snack that almost ended her life🧍‍♀️
"anyWAYS😀" interrupted Bokuto
"all of you are going to the camp next week right?"
he asked while the rest of them nodded their heads.
"what training camp?🥸"
"wait wait.... you don't know?"
"dont know what?😐" asked esmie.
"We haven't told them"
"WHAT?? TSUKI WHY?? WHAT IF THEY CAN COME AND WE CAN MEET THEM🙄" Kuroo said while rolling his eyes.
"YEAH" yelled Bokuto for no reason at all but we still love him nonetheless😁
"idk it just never came up"
"bruh what are you guys talking about-🗿"
y/n added STILL WAITING for them to explain.
Kenma quickly piped up with a sigh seeing as the others were taking too long.
"There's a volleyball training camp next week for a bunch of teams in Tokyo and Karasuno was invited"
Kuroo took over and said
"yeah you guys should come it would be so fun🤩"
"How would they get in tho they're not managers or anything" said hinata 🧐
esmie quickly let out a mysterious chuckle before saying
"leave that part to us boys 😈"
"haha 😅 uhh yeah😅 we got this😅
....
ummm how exactly do you plan on getting in-"
esmie looked at y/n like they just asked the stupidest question possible😃
"disguises. duh 🙄"
Now it was the others turn to look at her like she was dumb.
"😀 mf-"
"NAH HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT... we hide in the back of the bus right, like under the seats and we wear one of the teams uniforms that's supposed to be there and NO ONE WILL KNOW😈👊"
esmie says with a proud smile.
All of a sudden Kuroo started laughing so loud and it sounded a little TOO MUCH like a hyena-
"HAHSHSX YOU GUYS ARE DUMB THERES NO WAY THAT WILL WORK"
Tsukishima quickly joined in too.
"HAHAH IK YOU GUYS WERE DUMB BUT NOT THIS DUMB"
soon they were all laughing at the two best friends which only motivated them more.👩‍🎓
"LISTEN HERE IDIOTS WERE GONNA DO IT JUST WATCH🗣" yelled esmie.
"YEAH WE WILL ITS A MASTER PLAN NO WAY IT WILL FAIL🥱👎"
Kenma then brings the phone REEALLLLYYYY close to his face.
"ok fine if you guys actually do it and make it into the training camp I'll give you both a hug"
esmies face turns into a disgusted one😟
"A HUG? REALLY??? THATS THE BEST YOU CAN OFFER??"
"SPEAK FOR YOURSELF ESMIE 👹I WANT A HUG KENMA 😍😍"
"no you guys don't understand I've been best friends with kenma since we were kids and he's only given me a hug like... never😵" says Kuroo with surprise written all over his face.
esmie quickly puts on her best business woman face and says "throw in a hug from ALL OF YOU even YOU TSUKI and you have urself a deal👩‍💼"
"fine"
"fine"
"fine"
"fine"
"WAIT NOT I DIDNT AGREE TO THI-"
"SHUT UP TSUKI🤬 you have yourselves a deal😁"

The rest of the night the 7 idiots played minecraft until they remembered they had school in like 4 hours- oops <3