This you? haikyuu x reader

ion got no type 😈

Y/n and esmie walked over to the Lev table and the people there automatically scooted over so that y/n and esmie had some space. Y/n sat with esmie on their left and tsukki on their right😏 "wow kiyoko looks so gorgeous today 😍" "RIGHT when i saw her walk in today i knew it was going to be a good day" so ofc noya and tanaka were simping over kiyoko, what's new🙄, but a question popped up that got everyone talking, and all because of noya. 🧐

"what's your guys type"

and all of a sudden the table became a diary because all these mfs WERE SO SPECIFIC 😀 this isn't a buffet bitch 🙄
Tanaka went first and it was not a surprise "MY TYPE...YOU ALREADY KNOW" "the love of my life ❤️✨Kiyoko✨❤️" "Me too...there's no other way😤kiyoko is the only one for me" 😟🤲 Noya had no shame, he's down bad smh 😕
"what about you Lev" asked y/n while shoving a WHOLE GRANOLA BAR in their mouth😀 "ummm...probably short girls with dark hair and dark eyes, and maybe more on the quiet shy side" everyone stared at him like 😀 because he literally described the exact opposite of him- "MF THATS LITERALLY YOU WITH A WIG- 🤨" "you think 🤔"
"bro?? i KNOW 🥱 ..but anyways what about you yams" y/n said
"umm...idk... maybe someone who is really kind and smart 😌" "PLEASE THE WAY I LOVE YOU YAMS" "IM GOING TO CRY" esmie and y/n fake cried onto each other because responding like normal ppl was too boring apparently🕵️ but even tho he said the bare minimum the fact that he looks for someone with a bigger personality than looks, was enough to make their hearts BURST🥲 it's the thought that counts <3

"😏what about you tsukki?" "i like girls who stfu😁"
"BOI IF YOU THINK I WONT-" y/n rolled up their sleeves and was ready to smack the mf up, but esmie held them back💔 "just tell us ur type no need to be humble🙄" said Tanaka rolling his eyes. Tsukki rolled his eyes back and replied with a shrug of his shoulders "idc""HES LYING HE TOLD ME, DONT YOU REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT-" before yamaguchi could finish, tsuki sucker punched him like the COWARD he is 🥱
"OH NAH DONT DO MY BOY LIKE THAT LETS HEAR IT BIG BIRD WHATS YOUR TYPE 🗣‼️" the whole table was intrigued, no one knew what his type would be or what he would say. he probably thought he was mysterious but he was just annoying smh 💃

"you just had to open your big ass mouth dickhead 🙄 i'm only going to say that they have to be tall and funny" "COME ON THATS SO GENERIC😤" y/n was expecting something with a little more 🕺spice, and maybe something similar to them but no 💔, they felt deflated lowkey 😪

"i'm surprised you know what generic means and what about you hmm 😐"
y/n had to think this one through because her simp list is all over the place. "tall, blonde, has glasses, taped fingers, middle blocker, brown eyes, and maybe has a green haired bestie... also his name rhymes with dukie." y/n turned to tsuki smiling like this 😁 and mans face turned pale😱 he looked like he was about to throw up the food he just ate 🤢 (although the slight tint of red to his ears did NOT go unnoticed by yamaguchi😏) "HELL NO GET AWAY FROM ME" tsuki placed his hand on y/n's face trying to push them away from him while they reached out trying to give him a quick smooch😙 "c'mon you know you want to tsuki bae 😏" "NO GET AWAY" the others ignored the two and their bickering and continued on with their conversation 😒 " what about you esmie" Lev asked, he wanted to hear everyone and the only one who didn't go was her.

"my type...um...this is hard...maybe someone with brown hair and eyes, maybe wears glasses, ...um romantic and maybe is really athletic..." "wow it looks like you really thought that through" yams said "actually i didn't i just saw this guy when i was picking up my younger sister from school and he was so hot" 🥵

"OMG YEAH I REMEMBER THAT DUDE HE WAS SO FINE AND FOR WHAT especially his friend😩" y/n and esmie don't usually pick up her sister, and when they do it's only a bunch of parents so they were surprised when they saw him one day, only word that popped up in their head was damn.
"pls I think about his friend every day HE WAS SO DAYUM FINE I STG I STARTED SHAKI-" all of a sudden y/n's phone started ringing... they picked it up, spoke a little and then hung up. "sorry guys, Dustin was calling me😃" tsuki turned to her confused and asked "who tf is Dustin?🤨" "😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 DUSTIN DEEZ NUTS ACROSS UR CHIN MUHAHAHAH🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️" as soon as y/n made that joke they TOOK off before tsuki could kill them... and sure enough he took after them while the rest of the table laughed hysterically🧎‍♀️

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ummm....hey...how y'all doing...WE KNOW WE KNOW WE KNOW WE HAVE GONE FOR A WHILE AND THERES REALLY NO EXCUSE EXCEPT THAT WE HAVE BEEN LAZY BUT UMM I HOPE YALL ENJOY THE CHAPTER AND CONTINUE TO STAY WITH OUR BOOK. ITS NOT OVER OR DISCONTINUED SO DW. y'all stay safe out there ❤️😮‍💨👍