This you? haikyuu x reader

cook out: part one

"SHEEESHH i can smell the meat from here😩🙌"
y/n tilted their head up into the air and took in a BIG PHAT WIFF😍
"yeah, it does smell like boku-"
before y/n could even FINISH their joke, esmie smacked them on the head (yk🙄 the usual😒)
"ur the reason I'm stupid esmie 😢"
"stfu 😐 ANYWAYS who should we sit with??😟 so many hot guys who do we seduce first?🧐"
y/n put their finger on their chin and looked off into the distance🤔
why were they being so dramatic? uh idk😆that's a good question tho 😁
"what if we split up, yk so we can cover more
ground😏"
esmie was about to nod her head in agreement when they both knocked into someone's shoulder🤕
"DAYUM BITCH MY SKULL😵"
esmie whipped her hand to her face and rubbed the part where her nose was practically obliterated 🤥
"MF OW MY ESOPHAGUS 🤒"
y/n looked up with one hand on their neck, ready to rock whomst ever the fuck just bumped into them🤨
"oh there you guys are, CMON EVERYONES WAITING"
Dukishima grabbed both of their wrists and started dragging them away, towards the doors🛐
and no it wasn't like those cute scenes where they drag you away gently👩‍🦯 the mf was GRIPPING on their shit like they were about to commit several acts of armed robbery🧍‍♀️
"DAMN BIG BIRD SLOW TF DOWN😧"
esmie slapped at his hand, trying to get him to let go of her, but failing😞
"someone was excited to see us huh😝"
tsukki FROZE in his steps and stood there for a good 4 seconds before letting go of esmies wrist and slowly turning to y/n 😀
"oh looks like someone wants a ki- ayo- AYO I WAS JUST KIDDING-"
tsukki's glared at y/n with such intensity they quite literally shit their pants😍
"if you EVER say that shit again I will personally kill you AND esmie🔧😃"
despite being very CLEARLY threatened, the two best friends glanced at each other and snorted😆
"damn... "
"double homocide-"
"BAHAHAHDHAHHDA"
the two laughed hysterically at their own joke, while tsukki turned around and walked away 🚶
not before the two saw a small smile on his face, NICE TRY MF BUT U AINT SLICK WE SAW 👓🤏
...
"oh he def into you y/n🥱"
"wbk like c'mon it's me we're talking about 😈"
they started to walk into the yard?? field?? prairie??and they were greeted by all the others 🔊
y/n and esmie made a plan to sit wherever there would be the most variety, meaning personalities. i mean you have to get the best of ALL worlds
🙄❤️🌍
"okay so we got kuroo, suga, dachi, akaashi, bokuto and kenma, (NOT THE BESTIES) at three o'clock and i think Lev-"
"bruh what in the fuck is a 3 o clock?? homie this isn't the battlefield 🤨‼️"
"y/n i'll literally shoot you if you dare speak again🥺, and let me have fun bro 😎 think about it, we are with 20+ cute guys😍🙌"
"AYO WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY WITH 20+ GUYS HERE BYE 🏊‍♀️"
"exactly so we have to make the most out of it 😄"
"you got a point there so where we sitting"
"i'm thinking section A2-"
"mf- 🤨"
"fine let's sit at the Lev table"
now this table had lev, tsukki, yams, asahi, noya, and tanaka... for some reason 😳 this by far was looking like the most interesting table
perfect 😈