the christian ladies group chat

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y/n added maybe kenma?

y/n added maybe kuroo?

y/n added maybe bokuto?

y/n added maybe tsukishima?

y/n added little orange 🍊🤏

y/n named the chat Mother's of the St. Anthony's Church ⛪️

y/n:
Hey girlfriends I made a new church group chat 💬 i'm so excited 😆

esmie:
oh my lanta yes 🤩🙌
my little Johnny has a request for the game this saturday Janet 😁

y/n:
What is it this time Ann 😾

esmie:
Could you please stop including lactose in your post game snacks lol 😆
Johnny gets chronic constipation 🙀
Wouldn't you agree ladies ☺️

Maybe Tsukishima left the chat

y/n added Maybe Tsukishima

y/n:
Susan stop leaving the chat you did this in the last one too 🙀
also Ann-Marie, here's the thing 🙂☝️
I DONT FUCKING CARE IF JOHNNY GETS MASSIVE DIARRHEA PACK YOUR OWN SNACKS ITS ONLY JOHNNY WHO IS COMPLAINING HE IS LITERALLY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN

Maybe Kenma?:
wrong number :|

Maybe Kuroo?:
hey i think you guys have the wrong number lol

y/n:
TIFFANY AND KAREN DID I ASK I KNOW THESE ARE THE RIGHT NUMBERS
AND IF YOU LEAVE THIS CHAT I WILL BE TELLING FATHER JOSEPH OF YOUR AFFAIRS
YOU AINT SLICK WE ALL KNOW😒👎

little orange 🍊🤏:
ummm sorry to break it you Janet but you have the wrong number 😅

Maybe Tsukishima?:
yeah

Maybe Bokuto?:
sorry ma'am you have the wrong numbers we are just high school students ☺️

esmie:
JANET WHAT CAME OVER YOU OH MY LANTA 🙀
ILL BE REPORTING THIS BEHAVIOR TO THE CHURCH

y/n:
LDJDOJSJEIE
IM DEADDDD

Little Orange 🍊 🤏:
OMG Y/N THEY ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT

esmie:
ODJDIDJJEIE
JANET NOOOOO
got me dead
dead as a cockroach
🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

y/n:
I CANT STOP LAUGHING 
BYEHEHDJEKSKNA👨🏻‍🦲

Maybe Kuroo:
umm wtf is going on 😀

Maybe Tsukishima :
i'm too tired for this shit
i fucking know that leprechaun looking ass gave you our numbers 👺🔪

Little Orange 🍊 🤏:
hahahaha....
🧍🏻
🏃🏻💨

Maybe Tsukisima:
come outside.

esmie:
omg why papi😏

Maybe Tsukishima:
we gonna fight 😐

y/n:

Maybe kuroo: bruh who even are you-

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Maybe kuroo:
bruh who even are you-

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