Apple juice or Orange juice 🤔

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Wifey😍
2:34 pm

Wifey😍:
GIRL WHERE TF ARE YOU??
SCHOOL JUST ENDED

Y/n:
I'm on the toilet 🧍‍♀️
WHY ARE YOU YELLING

Wifey😍:
HURRY TF UP IM SCARED

Y/n:
mf -
WHY TF ARE YOU SCARED

Wifey😍:
what if that big bird mf tsuki
comes back to finish me off 😩
he really had to put us on blast like
that at lunch 🗣‼️

Y/n:
OH NAH HOMIE SHIT HAD
ME IN TEARS🛐
IM COMING 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

...

  Y/n quickly made their way out of the bathroom and walked to their classroom, seeing esmies figure waiting by the door with both of their backpacks in hand. Y/n ran full speed and jabbed esmie in the side making her let out a yelp before she quickly smacked y/n with her heavy ass bag 🤕
"Damn bitch did you have to wack me that hard"
"BRUH YOU WERE KNEE DEEP IN MY RIPCAGE STFU🙄"
The two best friends laughed before slowly making their way to the boys volleyball gym to watch them practice. "Esmie we have to get Coach Ukai to like us. I swear yesterday he glared at us like we just committed tax fraud🧍‍♀️"
"FACTS I SAW 👁👁 maybe if we buy him a pack of cigarettes-" Y/n launched their hand into esmies shoulder laughing loudly at their best friends stupid comment. Esmie flung her hand to her shoulder while grimacing in pain🤕 what a drama queen🙄
"bruh I can't believe tsuki really had the balls to roast us about liking apple juice over Orange juice
like- 😀"
"fr smh😔 I bet you he's the only one who likes Orange juice too😟 what a nerd😞"
Y/n nodded their head enthusiastically, almost giving themself whiplash🥸
"MATTER OF FACT LETS GO ASK THE TEAM"
Y/n took off in a sprint to the gym before dramatically busting the door open. The boys hadn't started practice yet so they were all sitting on the floor looking at the two friends like 😀
Kageyama was the first to speak
"what the fuck 🧍‍♀️"
"SHUT UP KAGEYAMA I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ASK YOU ALL"
Esmie stood behind her friend wondering where it all went wrong smh🤧
Noya jumped out of nowhere in front of the two, giving them a huge smile.
"WHAT IS IT Y/N??"
"NOYA I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON YOU☝️
ORANGE JUICE OR APPLE JUICE?"
tsuki let out a scoff, knowing exactly what was about to happen👩‍🦯
"bruh apple juice duh😩 who the fuck drinks Orange juice?"
Y/n had tears in her eyes, barely being able to hold back her emotions😣
"Noya 😩 ur hand in marriage shawty🛐"
said y/n dramatically pulling Noya in for a hug💆‍♀️
Esmie quickly joined in
"Noya my man🤝 I'm sorry for calling you an oompa loompa you truly are a reliable dude😩"
The rest of the boys in the gym all broke out into chuckles at the two best friends and their stupid antics. They've barely known them for two days, but they already knew they were in for a long ride🙇‍♀️
Y/n and esmie proceeded to ask all the boys the same question, receiving satisfactory answers.
Esmie spoke up, sharing the results of their survey to the others👩‍🔬
"everyone chose apple juice except you, tsuki. I bet you feel reeeaaaalllll stupid rn🕺"
All of a sudden there was a loud gasp from Tanaka making everyone turn their head.
"no... NO DONT TELL ME... TSUKI PICKED ORANGE JUICE???"
"indeed he did💔"
said y/n, patting Tanaka on the back while he dramatically wiped his "tears" with their uniform😔.
"You're all so dramatic"
said tsuki rolling his eyes 🙄
"Apple juice is literally the color of piss you freaks🤢"
Everyone turned their heads to tsuki looking offended😤
Y/n quickly broke the silence.
"homie😀.... if ur wee wee is that color go to the doctor🧍‍♀️at that point your peeing out mustard 🙎‍♀️"
This comment made everyone in the gym laugh before Coach Ukai burst through the door, making everyone run to where they were supposed to be🏃‍♀️
Y/n and Esmie sped walked to the bench on the side of the gym and sat with kiyoko and yachi, knowing full well the fun was about to begin😏

...
a/n: were so sorry for the past two chapters 💀
ik they're dumb but they're just filler chapters until we get to the point where they go to the training camp we promise😭
ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND PLS COMMENT AND GIVE US FEED BACK, WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!
have a good day homie 🛐

a/n: were so sorry for the past two chapters 💀ik they're dumb but they're just filler chapters until we get to the point where they go to the training camp we promise😭 ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND PLS COMMENT AND GIVE US FEED BACK, WE'D REALLY...

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