Auctioneer

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Izuku's POV

I walk out of her office with the most annoyed face a human could possibly make

I was slightly relieved that it was the quirk not just me slipping up and start acting like monoma. But I knew I had to tell them some day

As I'm walking I mutter

"Why am I acting like this is going to be the death of me? It's just going to be me joking with people emotions!"

By the time i finished I realizes I'm at my dorm. I didn't mean to go to my dorm but here I am. Out side of my dorm. Most likely looking like I'm a lost dog who doesn't know where their owner went.

I sigh opening my door and seeing all my all might merch. Honestly the only reason why I have it in my dorm is because my online friends knows about my situation so they dared me to put up all this shit from when I was a kid.

I decided that it's time to get rid of them and just redesign my room the way I want it. It starts to get really annoying when you trying to jack off and you see a million all might figures staring at you-.

Nonetheless, I get out this bigchungusfatbussyass box and put in all the merch in there.

1 hr later

Now that I'm done I'll text my mom and ask if she wants the money or not.

Worsethankatuki: birth giver?

Worsethanmituki:What?!

Worsethankatuki: calm down Jamal😐

Worsethanmituki:Izuku I will come up to the dorms and beat your ass if you don't tell me why tf your texting me

Worsethankatuki: I- MOMMA NOOO

Worsethanmituki: little boy you think I'm playin?

Worsethankatuki: nope! Anyways do you want the money from me selling the all might merch?

Worsethanmituki: they found out didn't they😒

Worsethankatuki: nope- but soon cause of this stupid quirk I got hit with

Worsethanmituki: but to answer your question no cause you dad is finally paying for your child support but he's sending it to me not the government👹

Worsethankatuki: As you should 💅 I knew my birth giver is a baddie

Worsethanmituki: izu that should be common since 😑

Worsethankatuki: I know I know.. but I'll just give the money to uraraka

Worsethanmituki: aww donated to the poor! So nice of you

Worsethankatuki: I know right!

(It's always the innocent looking ones🙄)

After that lovely conversation I had with my mom, I go out of my dorm and towards the common area to where I assume everyone still is.

Izuku: Uraraka!

Ochako: deku-kun! What's up?

Izuku: do you want the money that I'm getting for selling my all might merch?

Ochako: wait why—

Ashido: hey guys! Midoriya's finally grown out of his all might faze!

Izuku:🙄yeah yeah.. Do you want the money or not?!

Ochako: *suprised* y-yeah sure..

Izuku: mhm..

If Mina didn't but in with our conversation then I wouldn't be annoyed, but I am. I'm walking to the auctioneer place being annoyed while playing driver's license.
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When I get their they ask me why I'm here acting like they don't see me hold this big ass box. So I point to the box cause apparently they don't see it, they just nod and wave me towards the end of the store.

I put the box down and when they open it they look surprised. Like I get it, there's at least 2k worth of all might merch and non of it even has a scratch on it but I can here for a reason. You think I would put all this stuff at a yard sale? NO!
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I walk out with 948k on my card, you know how I said I'm giving the money to uraraka? I lied.

I didn't know I would get that much so I'm just going to give her 100k.
I'm so generous :p

I honestly don't know wth I was doing with this chapter but here it is! ALSO I WOKE UP TO THIS STORY HAVING 10 VIEWS?! WTH- Anyways thanks for reading

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