I've been having too much fun with these, May want to read other oneshots to understand some of these.
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Ex: I want what I want
X: I'm calling mother
Ex: No wait!
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False: the quickest way to a man's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.
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Grian: You know you've made it when you see posters of yourself everywhere,
Mumbo: Those are wanted posters.
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X: I hope you have an explanation for this,
Iskall: We have three actually
Grian: Pick your favorite.
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Death: I have come to claim you
Joe: Hold on let me ask Cloe
Death: What no that's not a cho-
Joe: She said no.
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Bdubs: Are you a cuddler?
Doc: I'M A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION I'M THE GOATFATHER- Yes I'm a cuddler.
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When the Admins are away
Etho: Playing the Trombone
Keralis: Slamming a door next to Etho.
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Priest: EthoSlab do you take Bella Newton as your lawfully wedded wife?
Etho: I scooby doo do
Bella: I want a divorce
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X: What's wrong with Etho?
Bella: He doesn't handle alcohol well.
Etho: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence
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Etho: Looking back into 2018 I have no regrets
Bella *sipping tea*: You should.
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Cub: Scar there's a monster under my bed
Cub: It's the most hideous thing ever.
Bdubs: Why do you hate me?
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Iskall: I accidentally ate Cleos cake. How long do you think I have?
Joe: Ten
Iskall: Wha-
Joe: nine
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Doc: I think we have slowly taken the B out of bromance
Bdubs on one knee: You think?
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Btw I had none of these Ideas just changed the names. I'm not that creative.
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Hermitcraft Onehots
FanfictionREQUESTS ARE CLOSED THIS BOOK IS FINISHED HErmitcraft Oneshots. That sums it up. Actually it doesn't sum it up... My OC is in this Swearing involved No citrus Have fun Have fun:) If you like StarWars go check out my other book.
