The three Blues looked out at the canyon from the top of their base. Church turned to Caboose. . . .
Church: Let me get this straight. You gave this guy our flag?
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad! Next time he comes over, why don't you help him blow up the whole goddamn base?
Tucker: There, there he is!
The cyan soldier spotted Donut at the bottom of a cliff!
Church: Where?
The cobalt soldier aimed with his sniper rifle.
Church: Oh, yeah, I got him! He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
Unbeknownst to them, Donut was simply lost.
Church: Oh shit. Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.
Tucker: Aw man! That means it's their sergeant.
Church: Well that makes sense. At least we know how he got by our defenses.
Caboose: Uh, you know he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that.
He zoomed in with his scope and readied himself.
Church: Okay. Say Goodnight, Sarge.
Church unleashed four shots and completely missed each! Donut ducked after hearing them!
Donut: Son of a bitch!
The leader of the Blue team lowered the rifle.
Church: Aw crap.
He turned to see Tucker giving him an amused look.
Church: What?
Tucker: You're really not very good with that thing, are you?
Meanwhile, Donut waved the flag at them!
Donut: Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember?!
Unfortunately, the blues couldn't hear him.
Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing.
Church: Alright, That's it! I've had it! Rookie, you stay here! Me and Tucker will head through the teleporter and cut him off at the pass!
Caboose: Right!
Church moved next to the lowing green teleporter.
Church: Tucker, ready? Let's go!
Tucker glanced at it once.
Tucked: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if it didn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucked: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and? So what? The rocks came out the other side didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Church: So that's what this is about, then? You're afraid of a little black stuff?
Tucker: Yes! I am! I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you.
He took out an assault rifle and aimed it at the cyan soldier!
Tucker: You wouldn't.
Church: I look at it this way. Either A, we go through there and get the flag back, or, B, we stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Alright, Crap!
The cyan soldier took a deep breath.
Tucker: One! Two!
He entered the portal before he could say three. However, he did not come out the other side.
Caboose: Huh, he didn't come out the other side.
Church: Yeeaah. . . I've uh. . . I've decided I'm not going to use the teleporter.
The Blue Team's CO jumped off the roof and landed on the ground.
Church: Okay, Rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
*With the Reds*
Grif was wielding and aiming a sniper rifle with Simmons and Ruby standing beside him.
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't here any shots.
The orange soldier sighed.
Grif: I'm telling you, it was four shots.
Ruby: Regardless if we heard them or not, we should check it out.
Grif: Yeah.
The orange soldier's eyes widened.
Grif: Wait a second, we got a blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif: Oh crap, It's Donut!
Ruby: What the heck did I tell you two?!
Her rage grew, but Grif realized something. . . .
Grif: He's got something. . . . It looks like. . . . Guys.
He turned to them.
Grif: Get the Warthog.
Simmons: You mean the puma?
Ruby: NOT THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grif/Simmons: Yes ma'am!
And with that, the three dashed for their vehicle!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season One
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A drop pod crash lands into Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, and within it is an unconscious girl with very few memories. . . . The OC Ruby belongs to me. (This is NOT Ruby Rose from RWBY) Red Vs Blue is owned by "Rooster...