Grif: Why is it just sitting there?
The duo were now more confused than afraid of the tank in front of them.
Simmons: Just trying to mess with us. Let's get back to the Warthog.
Inside the tank, Sheila spoke to Caboose.
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Caboose: Auto-fire, auto-fire. . . here, here! No, wait, that's more of a switch than a button.
Outside the tank, the reds readied themselves.
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One. . . .
Grif: Wait! On three or on go?
Simmons: On three, it's always faster on three.
Grif: Okay okay, on three.
Caboose finally found the auto-fire button.
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Simmons: Ready?
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Meanwhile, the Church was about to make a mad dash for the jeep.
Church: I'm going to the jeep, cover me.
Simmons began his countdown as Grif immediately turned and ran for the jeep! Sheila locked into the vehicle as Grif neared! Church then began his run for the jeep, but the second he came out of cover, he heard the sound of a drawn gun.
Ruby: Freeze!
Church: Shit!
The magenta soldier had her SMG aimed at the back of his head. Simmons finished his countdown and turned around.
Simmons: Oh, you backstabbing cockbite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
A missile left the tank and crashed into the jeep, sending it flying!
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Grif: SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!
Church: Son of a bitch!
Ruby: What the heck?!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Simmons: Shit!
He and Grif ran for their lives as Sheila kept on firing! Ruby and Church ran up the cliff to take cover!
Tucker: Hey, dude, the jeep blew up! Ah, a red!
Before he could raise his weapon, Ruby drew her Magnum in one hand and her SMG in the other, each trained on Church and Tucker respectively.
Ruby: I'd be more worried about surviving whatever the heck blew up the warthog!
Tucker: It's the girl!
Church: Shut the hell up Tucker!
Meanwhile, Grif and Simmons were hiding behind a rock on the ground level.
Simmons: Hey, I have a great idea. Let's get out of the jeep, and sneak around the back of the rock.
Grif: Ruby's idea, not mine!
Sheila fired at the rock over and over again!
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new targets.
On the cliff, Church looked over the canyon and saw the tank!
Church: Hey, Tucker! Look at this, man. It's the rookie, and he brought the tank to scare off the reds!
Ruby: Wait! A tank?!
She looked over the canyon and gasped! The magenta soldier grit her teeth
Ruby: You've got to be kidding me!
Tucker: Wha? No way!
Church: Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Ruby: Stupid command.
The tank's cannon then turned towards them.
Sheila: New target acquired.
Caboose: That's not a target. That's Church!
Church: Yeah that's right it's me, Church! What's going on, man?
Sheila: Target locked.
Ruby: Uh, Blue guy, Ch-Church!
Caboose: What? No! Target unlock! Unlock! Please help me nice lady!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Church: What. . .? Oh son of a-
Ruby: GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The magenta girl jumped forward, trying to tackled Church to save him! Tucker jumped behind cover as the middle fired and hit the cliff right in front of the blue leader! Church was sent flying upwards while Ruby wasn't hit by the blast, but the force of it knocked her off the cliff! She hit the ground and heard the violent crunch of bone in her right leg!
Ruby: O-Oh, CRAP!!!!!!!!
Her right leg was definitely broken! Meanwhile, atop the cliff, Tucker stood over Church's bloodied body.
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me! Church!
He turned to the tank!
Tucker: You killed Church, you team killing fucktard!
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church began to groan out some words.
Church: Tucker. . . Tucker!
Tucker: Church, it's going to be okay, man!
Church: No. . . No, I'm not gonna make it. . . . Tucked. . . there is something I need to tell you. . . .
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just wanted you to know. . . I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. . . Hrrrrrrrk. . . blegh!
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season One
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! A drop pod crash lands into Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, and within it is an unconscious girl with very few memories. . . . The OC Ruby belongs to me. (This is NOT Ruby Rose from RWBY) Red Vs Blue is owned by "Rooster...
