Simmons: Alright hit it!
Simmons was on the gunner position, Ruby was in the passenger seat, and Sarge was driving! The trio passed by the tank!
Church: *coughs* Who the hell tried to blow me up with a grenade? And why am I coughing? I don't have lungs.
The Warthog then drove over a hill, gaining some air and going right above Church!
Sarge: Yeehaw! That a cowboy!
Simmons: Hey Sarge, hold on a sec.
The maroon soldier jumped off the turret as the Warthog came to a stop.
Simmons: Did you see something weird Sarge?
The Simmons caught a glimpse of ghost Church, but the Blue disappeared. Sarge then got out the car.
Sarge: Yes I did. Once when I was a small child, I saw a man who claimed to be my uncle do those thing with a garden hose that's till haunts me to this-
Ruby: What the heck are you talking about?
Simmons: Yeah, I meant did you seem weird something just now? Like five seconds ago.
Sarge: Oh, then no.
Simmons: What was all that stuff about your uncle?
Ruby: Guys, remember, Blue attack.
Sarge: Oh right.
He and Simmons got back in the jeep.
Ruby: Now floor it!
*With the Blues*
Tucker: Hold it right there hombre!
Tucker and Caboose caught up to Lopez.
Tucker: I told you throwing the grenade through the teleporter would work! Church is gonna be so impressed!
Caboose: And Sheila will love me again and this time for who I am, not just for my stunning good looks. But for those too.
Lopez: (Spanish) Damn these Blue bastards. They really are as stupid as they look.
The Warthog was parked behind them in the distance.
Caboose: *deep voice* Your soul is the cavern of lies.
Tucker: What the hell are you two talking about?
Lopez: (Spanish) You may have won this round, but your cruel reign of tyranny will be shortlived. The Red people will be avenged!
Tucker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, nobody cares. We need you to fix our tank.
Lopez: (Spanish) Never will I work for the enemy. May a pox be upon your soul and your house. Long have my people suffered, but very soon we will see the coming of a new day!
Lopez began to see his primary objectives, which read "1. FIX EVERYTHING, 2. HATE THE ORANGE ONE, 3. CALL MOM MORE OFTEN."
Lopez: (Spanish) The Dawn of our time is near, and when the darkness befalls your people the workers of the field will know that this is their moment.
Tucker: Man, and I thought Church talked too much! You think if I kick him in the switch he'll shut up?
Caboose: Um, Tucker. I think we should be in the going off the running now. The last running.
Tucker: Oh crap!
*With the Reds*
Simmons raised the chaingun.
Sarge: Hold your fire there Simmons! This is payback time!
Simmons: Go for it sir!
Ruby: Payback for what? I stopped you from getting crushed by this thing.
Sarge: Payback for what could've happened!
*With the Blues*
Tucker: That's right, we're just casually strolling away. No cause for concern.
The cyan soldier backed up.
Caboose: Running time!
Caboose dashed!
Tucker: NICE AND CASUAL MORON!!!!!!!!!
The two sprinted towards their base as Sarge drove forward!
Lopez: (Spanish) Yes, yes, run away you cowardly dogs! Be it known that the great Lopez has won this day and. . .
Simmons: Aim for that one right in the middle Sarge!
Sarge: Way ahead of you Simmons!
Lopez turned to the jeep.
Lopez: (Spanish) What is happening? You've given me no choice.
Lopez activated a remote destruct sequence.
Simmons: We've got you now, you blue bastard!
Ruby: Uh, do you guys hear a beeping sound?
The bottom of the Warthog exploded and was sent flying into the air!
Ruby: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?!?!?!?
She jumped out of the thing before it hit the ground while it crashed with Simmons and Sarge inside, the two falling off directly after.
Lopez: (Spanish) I'm sorry father.
The Blues returned.
Tucker: Alright, not bad robot dude!
Caboose: I knew he would save us! I knew it! Robot people always like me! It's because of my awesome dancing.
Lopez: (Spanish) My spirit is broken. My people have betrayed me and now all is lost. Do with me what you will. . . .
Tucker: Yeah, okay man. Can you just shut up and fix our tank?
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Red Vs Blue, & there's Magenta: Season Two
FanfictionRed Vs Blue, but with a twist! Three months went by since the death of Tex, leaving the Blues confused, Church with a robot body, the Reds missing Lopez, a god awful medic, a rogue A.I., and Ruby having to deal with it all! The OC Ruby belongs to...
