Person One - Dude, I Accidentally smashed a lamp
Person Two - Why do you always break my stuff?
Person One - I don't ALWAYS break your stuff!
Person Two - Remember when you CRACKED THE T.V. SCREEN
Person Two - Remember when you SHREDDED MY MATRESS
Person One - Remember when you PAID SOMEONE TO CUT MY B@LLS OFF?
Person Two - ..... Ill just buy a new lamp.....
