Authors Notes : I found this funny and I just couldn't let it pass. It's a bit inappropriate in the start, just saying :)
Boy - Hey babe I got the C*nd0ms like you said... tonight is ganna be great I can't wait!
Teacher - Sign, I knew this day would come... at least you kids are being safe.
Boy - OMG?! Miss.A!?! Oh, S*it!
Teacher - Tell you what Peter you make sure I'm not a grandmother before I'm 50 and Jessica's father doesn't have to hear about this, okay?
Teacher - I really don't want Mr.A to bury another of her boyfriends in the backyard, it's getting crowded in the sheds and you seem like such a nice boy.
Boy - o.O