Author's Notes: Dad's message is scary so be warnned. Now, Cake time xD
Daughter - Hey What's for dinner?
Dad - I'm ganno hunt you down and slice your throat and drink your blood while I cut your legs off. Then start a fire and watch while squirm.
Daughter - WHAT THE HECK DAD?
Dad - Oops! Sorry! Auto-correct! I meant "Steak and mashed Potato's" I love you hunny ;D
Daughter - ...I'm going out for dinner tonight.
