AN: I will be updating two more. One because it's been a while and because this one might be confusing. Only I few will get :D
Person One - You're house, you're keys.. you should give away all you're possessions and embrace a more spiritual lifestyle.
Person two - What are you yankin about. Who is this?
Person One - A Complete stranger.
Person Two - So this is not silk?
Person One - No but thanks for the entertainment!