Dad - Your teacher called me. What have you done?
Son - There was this test today and I wanted to sit in the back of the room, but teacher wouldn't let me. She said 'not in the back'
Dad - So?
Son - I said 'That's what she said' and she yelled 'get out' and I said 'she said that too'
Dad - You're GROUNDED, but that was good.
Son - lol