Person One - Yoyre the sweetest candything in all of theuniverse. Sprinkles odf sugar in my tasters.
Person two - Jason, are you drunk?
Person One - Would you arrest me rif I wass?
Persone Two - No, sir.
Person One - You arw so polite.
Person Two - Well thank you. So how much have you had to drink?
Person One - a bavy and a half donzen of babies
