The void it's ... so black ... so cold... so empty - - - I wish someone could help me.
I'm probably gonna go crazy, might as well try to stay sane.
-A long time later-
Somewhere in the nothingness of the void.
A small soul was floating around in a purely black space without anything in sight.
"How long have I been here? Months? Years? Centuries? Seriously, if I didn't have the memories of all the good anime I would have gone insane by now! It is just soooo boring! You can do literally nothing here! I'm even talking to myself just so that I have anyone to talk to!"
As time went on the soul just started to think about random things, just so it had anything on his mind. One of the favourite topics was god, because an almighty being was just such a strange concept, that you could contemplate about it a lot!
"Hmm, I think I have heard the phrase "God is dead" somewhere before... I wonder where. But it is indeed an interesting question; why would the god who loves all let something like catastrophes befall the humans?"
After thinking for a lot of time he came to a interesting hypothesis:
"God's Not dead, god is bored! If he goes with the thought that God created human beings similar to himself, then when I think about being a god, there is only one reason for me to do anything; boredom! An almighty being? Of course he would be bored, especially if we think that he existed on his own in the galaxy, just all alone in an infinite nothing... He then had an idea; how about I create a world with being in there, maybe that will be interesting? Then he also made something similar to himself, because he himself didn't experience any hardship, he wanted others to experience it, so that he may be entertained... That could also be why things such as pandemics start, because they are just like scenarios that would make the whole story interesting again... But I don't think that would be enough to satisfy my own feelings or those of god... "
He soul talked to himself more and more until it suddenly saw something very unfamiliar. It was a light, normally only darkness existed. He went nearer, maybe it was another soul or something and he could finally find someone to talk to other than himself.
"Hello there."
"General Kenobi."
"Wait, why are we doing Star Wars quotes?"
He was a bit startled and very happy that someone existed here and he even knew memes! The bringt light didn't have any form, but it had a very imposing voice. He felt the urge to kneel before it, but resisted it.
"May I know who you are, I haven't seen anyone besides me here since forever."
The light seemed to nod majestically, even though it wasn't a real figure.
"I'm what you would probably refer to as god. The creator of you and your world and a nearly almighty being."
"Oh, and what do I owe the pleasure to meet god? I don't believe that god would greet every soul that comes here, and if you do, you are a bit late. Don't tell me you were on a walk and suddenly a black cat came across your way, so you had to take a detour."
"Naruto it is... And to be honest with you, you aren't that far off, I was just walking around and heard something interesting. You said something like; "God is bored" right? To be honest, you are the first person that I met that actually seems to understand me. Most of the people who come here have really strange images of me... Well, you humans were even more entertaining through your religions. In fact, I did show up to a few of them at some point in time to make things more funny, but I didn't expect something like all these religions to happen. But do you know the funny part, the one you think about as my son, this Jesus, was one of those that I didn't even appear to. He was a funny guy I have to say, but I didn't think that an impostor would be one of the most prestigious religious figures there..."
"I will stop you monologue right there. If you came here, I would like to know the reason why you did so. Though, I'm very happy to finally talk with someone after all this time, I believe you have another purpose."
Even though his words were a bit rude God seemed to be quite pleased.
"Indeed. There was something that had piqued my interest in the past, Anime. And now I can proudly proclaim that I'm a Otaku!!! But do you know something? There is one big problem! Why does it take so long for new anime and novels to get released?!!! I have lived for more than several billions of years, but now, each second is pulling at my heartstrings! So I decided to make my own story, I'm god right? I made a anime-multiverse world with all the anime I liked! But there was one thing that was still not good, even in this new world, everything just went by, so after I read one of those multiverse reincarnation fan-fictions, that I would do that as well. And you are the candidate to become the main character of this whole new story! Why, you ask? Simply because I find you interesting. And I can watch your story unfold each moment I want to because it is a story written in real time! Great isn't it? I'm a genius! Light and Lelouch are nothing against me!"
God seemed to be very excited about and proud of his idea.
"Just one quick question to you, genius god; why didn't you just make time flow faster, so that the anime come out faster for you?"
"As I said, I'm not completely all-mighty. The whole universe and also time is linked to me, that means that even if I want to speed up time, it will only be for the others, but not for me, because I'm the time itself. I also can't go into a world and experience adventure myself because the worlds are too weak to bear my mere presence."
He nodded and God continued.
"Now then, onto the business: You have five to ten wishes. Up to you if you want to use them right now, or later."
"I wanna use them now"
"Alright how do you wanna use them"
"For my first wish I want the strongest system you have"
"Alright anything more"
"Yes I want to be reincarnated with all the elements affinities exc to my world"
"Better yet I'll give you never before seen ones as well for 1.5 wishes deal"
"Ok god it makes sense giving how op it is so that 2.5 wishes 7.5 left"
"Anything else"
"Yes I wanna spend half a wish for the ability to change my looks before I reincarnate"
"Thats ok btw you can choose where you get born before you reincarnate"
"Nice alright 1 last wish"
"And what would that be"
"All the abilities of Rimuru Tempest from TTIGRAAS(That Time I got Reincarnated As A slime) and his unique skills"
"Is that it"
"Yes sir god sir"
"Alright here you go"
A sudden bright light and loud sound came from nowhere and the soul disappeared"
Suddenly god said "I forgot to ask for his name" End of Chapter One
