Hey everyone! Sorry about not posting a story today. I'm working on some requests, but I'm also trying to work on my Valentine's Day Special and get it finished today, Since it's probably going to be around 3000 - 5000 words. Sooo... Yeah. ANYWAYSSSS, Hope y'all enjoy!
BTW - I might add some of your requests to the special so yeah. If I forget to credit you i'm really really sorry!
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Shino - Has Flex always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?
Kol - Sometimes he walks, occasionally he he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, i'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.
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Flex - I made tea.
Blake - I don't want tea.
Flex - I didn't make you tea, this is my tea
Blake - Then why did you tell me?
Flex - It's a conversation starter.
Blake - It's a horrible conversation starter.
Flex - Oh really? Well, we're conversing, aren't we?
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Blake - Jack sneezed earlier and I accidentally said, 'Shut the Fuck up' instead of 'Bless you'.
Shino - How did you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?
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Kiyo - How are your breakfast burritos?
Cashier- Disgusting.
Kiyo - I'll take a jumbo.
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Jack - How much do you like me?
Blake - Count the stars in the sky.
Jack - But it's the morning...?
Blake - Exactly.
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Rikku - Who new getting in trouble would be so impossible!
Kol - I got to give you credit, Flex. You make it look easy.
Flex - Years of practice.
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Shizu - We're friends!
Kiyo - I'm gunna set you on fire.
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Flex - (Playing with someone else's house phone)
Kol - What are you doing?
Flex - It says, 'Do not dial 9'.
Kol - ...
Flex - So I dialed 9.
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Flex - If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position forever, doomed to starve to death?
Kol - How am I supposed to know?
Blake - You say that as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge for sketchy stuff.
Kol - *Sighs*
Kol - You wouldn't be trapped.
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Seek - It's not my fault!
Colin - Than who's fault is it?
Seek - MINE!
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Thank y'all for reading! Again, sorry for the lack of stories! The special i'm working on is literally taking up all of my time! ANYWAYSSS, Peace!
- Yo BRO PIE 🥧
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My Hero Origins One-Shots! (Requests Temporarily Closed!)
FanfictionWhat the title says UwU Please send in Requests once you get some! No lemons, but fluff and other things ❤️ Also, this is my first time doing one of these, so please don't judge, I try my hardest.
