I'm kinda getting back into the Aphmau fandom, so yeah. Also as the title suggests, it's the kids.
Kids:
Alan - Aarmau son
Nixon - Zane~chan son
Ethan & Alexander/Kateo - Zane~chan twins
Casey - Zane~chan son
Ezekiel - Travlyn son
Nate/Nathan - Gasha son
Xander - Gasha son
Andy - Garkim son
Jackson - Garkim son
Melacio - Melcinda son
(These aren't all the kids but only the ones here)
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Alan: You hear what happened to that Italian chef?
Ethan: What happened?
Alan: He pasta way.
Ethan: ...
Ethan: I wish you would pasta way.
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Ethan: WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT STUFF... wait. Frick? Stuff? Wha-why can't I cuss!?
Andy: Probably because we're based off a Minecraft Roleplay made for kids.
Ethan: ... What?
Andy: Yeah, stuffs fricked.
Ethan, on the verge of tears: ... ᶦ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰᵒᵐᵉ.
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Ezekiel: If you guys had to take a sip of alcohol for everytime you've done something bad, how drunk would you be?
Nixon: Definitely a bit tipsy.
Melacio: Heh. Sober.
Andy: Less than whatever Ethan would be.
Kateo: Dead.
Ethan: Non-existent.
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Casey: Why does the inside of my mouth taste like spinal fluid?
Jackson: What? First of all, you shouldn't be able to taste. Second of all, how do you know what spinal fluid tastes like?
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Jackson: Yeah we're trans.
Ethan: Tans-cending space and time.
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Xander: You ever wonder what glass tastes like?
Nathan: No-
Ethan: Yeah.
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Ethan: *opening the pantry*
Kateo: *falls out and onto his face*
Ethan: Why were you in the pantry?
Kateo, pained: I was going to make a joke about me being pansexual, but now I think I need an ambulance.
