I've been working on my own Minecraft roleplay for the past 3 months, so that's a reason besides me just forgetting Wattpad existed. It's no where near being close to actually being made, but it's the closest it's been in the last 3 years :3
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Laurence: Look guys, I need help.
Dante: Love help?
Travis: Financial help?
Garroth: Emotional help?
Zane: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Zane*
Zane: What?
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Ein: Death penalty.
Ein's Lawyer(?): Ein, it's just a parking ticket.
Ein, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.
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Gene: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.
*later, in a barfight*
Gene: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*
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Travis: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Travis: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Katelyn: I love sarcasm! It's like punching people in the face, but with words!
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Travis: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Zane: *sobbing*
Travis: Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.
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Zane: Gene, I...
Zane: I love you!
Gene: Not my problem.
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Lucinda: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Melissa: It was autocorrect.
Lucinda: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Melissa: Yes.
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June: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Rylan: Um...Neat.
*later*
Rylan, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Blaze. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Blaze, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Rylan. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Dottie confessed her love for me?
Rylan: Didn't you thank her?
Blaze: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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Dante: And now for a gay update with Garroth and Laurence.
Laurence: Getting gayer.
Dante: Thank you, Laurence.
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Katelyn: I'm this close to falling in love with Travis.
Aphmau: Your fingertips are touching.
Katelyn: Exactly.
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Travis: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Garroth, Laurence, and Dante: No!
Aaron: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Laurence: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
Aaron: What does that mean?
Travis: Come on, what happened? Garroth?
Garroth: Alright.
Laurence: No. Garroth, we swore we'd never tell!
Dante: They'll never understand.
Garroth: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Garroth: Laurence got stung by a jellyfish!
Laurence: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
Dante: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Laurence: I was in too much pain.
Garroth: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Dante: And then Garroth remembered something.
Garroth: I'd seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.
Travis: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Aaron and Zane: EW!!
Laurence: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Garroth*
Travis, Aaron, and Zane: Ew!
Garroth: That's right. I stepped up. They're my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Garroth: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Dante.
Dante: Garroth kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.
Garroth: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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Ein: Aaron, my old friend!
Aaron: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Ein: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Laurence and Dante: How has life been treating you lately?
Everyone in Season 6: Horribly.
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Nana: You got a date yet, Zane~kun?
Zane: No...
Nana: Well you do now! Get your butt up and hold Kawaii~chan's hand!
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(I don't like einmau at all)
Ein: Pfft, you should meet Aphmau, she's such a tsundere.
Michael: She... she just stabbed you.
Ein: So cute.
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Katelyn: Is something burning?
Travis, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Katelyn: Travis, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Travis: How do I tell... someone... that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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Michi: Babe, you're so funny!
Ein: I have 892 days until my gruesome premature death. I will break your trust three times before that happens.
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Travis, trying to flirt with Zane: I think both of our families suck.
