Katelyn: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Michi: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
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Alina: Look, Dad! It's the good Kush!
Aaron: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?
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Garroth: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Zane: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Zane: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Katelyn: I have very high standards, you know.
Travis: I can make spaghetti...
Katelyn: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
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Garroth: *is visibly upset*
Laurance: Garroth, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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Laurance: You're alive.
Zane: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
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Aphmau: This is getting embarrassing.
Zane: Getting? We're already there!
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Aaron: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
KC: ...Kawaii~Chan did. She broke it.
Aaron: No. No you didn't. Garroth?
Garroth: Don't look at me. Look at Laurance.
Laurance: What?! I didn't break it.
Garroth: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Laurance: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Garroth: Suspicious.
Laurance: No, it's not!
Zane: If it matters, probably not, but Katelyn was the last one to use it.
Katelyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zane: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Katelyn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zane!
KC: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Aaron.
Aaron: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Travis: Aaron... Aphmau's been awfully quiet.
Aphmau: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Aaron, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Aaron: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Aaron:
Aaron: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Ein: I won a new phone in a race.
Michi: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone?
Ein: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
