Garte: Hello there poor people.
I am Garte Ro'meave and these are the top 5 reasons you should vote me, Garte Ro'meave for president.
1. I am Garte Ro'meave.
2. I own your fathers company.
3. I can buy and sell you.
4. I will sell your organs on the black market if you don't.
5. I throw pool parties
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Terry: Why are you still up? It's almost 4-
PDH Travis, head in hands: They scan the white lines on a barcode not the black ones-
Terry:
Michael:
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Nana: This bitch is back on her bullshit and by this bitch I mean Manic Fucking Depression and Identity Issues, Babey!!
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Laurence:
Laurence: welcome to bath and body works
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Travis: I’m making holy water
Katelyn: how is that making holy water??
Travis: because I’m boiling the hell out of it
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Dante: Do you have a bag I can borrow? I'm going to Travis' for the night
Gene: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes that're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence
Dante: All you had to do was say no
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Garroth: Bro, I wanna give you the world, but I only have like... two dollars.
Blaze: Come over here.
Garroth: *comes closer*
Blaze: *hugs Garroth*
Blaze: I ain’t got no cash on me but I got the world right here in my arms.
Garroth: Bruh.
Blaze: Bruh.
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