Laurance: The last guy I fought went home in an ambulance.
Zane: Shouldn’t have picked a fight with a paramedic then.
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Gene: Anything tastes worse if you water it down!
Zenix: No it doesn't! Water doesn't taste worse if you water it down.
Gene: Fuck off!
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Aphmau: If you took a shot for every bad thing you've done, how drunk would you be?
Aaron: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Travis: Drunk.
Zane: Wasted.
Gene: Dead.
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PDH Aphmau: Why aren't Koalas considered bears?
PDH Teony: Because they're Marsupials?
PDH Aphmau: ...The joke was they don't have the Koala-fications...
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