Dottie: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Daniel: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
June: In your pantry!
Dottie: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Daniel: Is your friend here?
Dottie, motioning to Blaze: Yeah.
Daniel to Blaze: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Rylan: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Rylan: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Rylan: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Rylan to Daniel and June: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Daniel: YAAAAAAAAY!
June: THE PRESTIGE!
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Blaze: If Daniel and I were drowning, who would you save?
Rylan: You two can't swim?
Blaze: It's a hypothetical question, Rylan! Who would you save?
Rylan: My time and effort.
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Rylan, trying to flirt with June: How's the sexiest person here~?
June: I don't know, how are they~?
Rylan, flustered: I-
Blaze, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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June, struggling to keep upright in her 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Daniel, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Daniel: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Rylan: Go to sleep.
Daniel: What gif I don't want to?
Rylan: Fuck You.
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Blaze: We need a distraction.
Dottie: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Daniel, whispering: My time has come.
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I do not think of Daniel as wholesome, he is a chaotic nightmare when he's around his friends.
