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MESSAGE - jacob and charlie
jacob
hi uh is this charlie?
jacob
this is jacob bertrand!
charlie
Kirby Buckets?
charlie
I think you have the wrong number.
jacob
whoops sorry
charlie
IM JUST FUCKING WITH U
ITS ME
charlie
gotcha bitch
jacob
so hurtful and aggressive for what
charlie
let a girl have fun damn
jacob
at my expense? i'm too self centered
charlie
you make a single point
charlie
what are you up to right this moment
jacob
you so wanna hang out with me
don't you
charlie
i was making a POLITE INQUIRY
charlie
it's called small talk bertrand
jacob
so i'm just worth small talk???
jacob
went from pickup lines to literal
s m a l l t a l k
jacob
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jacob
nothing has made me this depressed
than my magic loss of '18
charlie
how bad did xolito beat you
charlie
this is a safe space
jacob
i ate nothing but celery for
three weeks afterwards
charlie
the space has all of sudden become
a pit of lava
charlie
you resorted to veggies as a comfort
food?
jacob
even in shame my body
is a temple
charlie
and that is why i constantly feed mine
gnocchi and caramel cold brews
YOU ARE READING
KNEE SOCKS - jacob bertrand
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