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Grumpy | Twiggy

Don't talk to me dumb bitch ass.

Hmph!

And I'm not grumpy!

Well, isn't it Ms. Grumpy...

How are you? I assume you're okay now

Stop assuming things you foul git 

Didn't know you were such a Potterhead and that led you on ghosting me for a few days

FYI CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SINCE GOBLET OF FIRE RELEASED

And I'm also a Hufflepuff so you just insulted me with that meme

I guess I was right then

That you are a Hufflepuff 

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAH

Bitch, please!

Like you're in a much better house than I am

I'm actually a Slytherin

So can I Slytherin in your bed?

EEEEEEWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER, TWIGGY!

AND NO, YOU CAN'T SLYTHERIN IN MY BED BECAUSE I WOULD KNOCK YOU OFF WITH MY BROOM THEN CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THE SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR

Even though I'm not a Gryffindor, but my friend is so...

I so feel the love, grumpy

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