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Wavey-Baby | Sammy-Baby


Psst...

wOt?

Nothing ahahah

Bitch!

So have you got any idea on who I am?

Not a fucking clue

It's unfair how you know my full ass name, when I don't even know your last name

Why would I make your job more easier?

Because I'm adorable duhh

And please, don't even try to deny it, hon

No, you're not and I just did deny it bleh

You hurt my fweelings huhuuhu

Lmao good.

What do you look like?

Why?

Just because

Why?

Because I asked you what you look like

Why?

Waverly whatever your last name is!

I'm serious

Sirius Black iz dat u?? lol

: /

Not funny

Just messing with you ahaha

Well... obviously I look like a freaking goddess duh

And that's on what?

Wavey-Baby:

You never cease to surprise me

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You never cease to surprise me

Lol

I know.

And what about you?

Not until you answer my question properly

Ugh, fine!

I have blonde hair and green eyes and like my height is a little above average like just an inch or two taller

That's all you're getting from me

I know how you look, but how tall are you?

Well, I'm pretty tall actually

In which department?

Uh-


WHAT THE HELL, WAVERLY?!?!

I didn't know you're naughty like that

Rawr!

AHAAHAHHA CRINGE EWW

And for the record, I ain't trying to have a hook up with you

So don't get your hopes up

If you keep talking like that I might, but first gotta take you out for dinner.

Sir, this is McDonald's

Yah nasty!

Excuse me, you were the one who started it!

Whatever.

But do you still want to know???

No, thank you.

It might be a disappointment

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH

I would have to inform you that I am a perfectly healthy, average boy

Try telling that to a wall

And say hi to your cats for me

Not happening after what you just said

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