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Wavey-Baby |Sammy-Baby

Hiyo

Sammy-Baby:

Shampooing the grass

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Shampooing the grass.

Just the usual thing

Huh?

What?

Lmao just kidding

I'm actually eating a jar of pickles

Wavey-Baby:

It's homemade, yum

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It's homemade, yum

So, you eat it up straight?

No, I eat it in curves...

What the hell does that even mean???

Of course I eat it straight from the jar

Don't you???

I don't like pickles.

Wavey-Baby:

You're a monster for saying that!

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You're a monster for saying that!

How?

I literally only said I don't like pickles

And I thought freedom of speech was a thing in this country smh

But how could not like- no, LOVE pickles?!?!

I even named my dog Mr. Pickles

Uhh...

You named your dog Mr. Pickles???

What on earth???

Hey, don't judge!

Like your dog has a better name than mine

WHICH IT DOESN'T!!

I have pet cats.

Three to be exact.

WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?

I LOVE CATS

They're so cute and sassy

I just can't have one as a pet because everyone in the family is aLleRgiC

Sad life is me *wallowing cries*

Send me a picture rn or I'm finding them myself

Chill, babe

Don't call me that

Sure, babe

You're lucky that all of them are here and cuddled in my bed rn

SEND ME A PICTURE NOW!!!

Sammy-Baby:

All of them are Tabby cats

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All of them are Tabby cats. I think.

The black/brown one is named Pouncer

The middle one is named Queenie

Then the ginger one is named Garfield ahahaaha


LWRNDJSKKSKWNFKSLWMRKFLS

AHCK!!! THEY'RE SO FREAKING FUCKING CUTE!!!!

AND THE ONE THAT'S YAWNING PWPNEKDOSKNDDKS

I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW

JK I STILL HAVE A LIFE AHEAD OF ME

Both Pouncer and Garfield are boys and Queenie, obviously from her name, is a girl.

Her name fits her perfectly because ever since she was a kitten, she likes to think she's in control.

Don't worry, all of them are neutered.

Aww, little cutie pies

Surely when we meet, bring me directly to your house and show me your cats

You want to meet with me?

Sure, why not? We've been talking for awhile.

But only in one condition, you have to know at least who I am

BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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"I guess I might have to look into everyone's family picture and ask."

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