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Wavey-Baby | Sammy-Baby

Hi 

It feels weird texting you early in the afternoon

Well, it's 4 pm but who cares?

Hey, what's up?

Obviously, the sky!

har, har, har, so funny.

I know!

*flips hair*

I should be a comedian because I make you laugh

D-did y-you just use a flirty comment on me? 

HAHAHA Don't get used to it

:(

Well, I just want to let you know that I'm walking over to my cousin's house

My dad's a baker and he had some extra pastries 

That's all, wyd?

Since you asked, I'm over at a friend's house making our project

And I'm feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious now that you're talking to me

I-

How can you even memorize that?

I shooketh.

Why do you think I won a trophy for that back in third grade?

Showoff arrogant pompous ass.

Now, we need to shut you up with that colorful words your saying

When we see each other I'm gonna shut you up 

With my lips. 

Respectfully and softly.

Waves?

Hey, are you still there?

Waverly?!

Are you dead?

Or did you just leave me on delivered?

BITCH, I TRIPPED OVER THE PAVEMENT!!

IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE TEXTING WHILE WALKING

YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I DIDN'T DROP THE PASTRIES OR YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT!

I'll see you tonight then lol

The window will be just open for you only

Can't wait to see you!

Stupid Sammy.

Your Stupid Sammy.

Mwah!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I have to go tho

I'll ttyl

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