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Wavey-Baby | Sammy-Baby

I seriously think you need a new hairstyle.

Your haircut in your latest year book is so tacky.

No offense. 

Lord, give me the strength not to straddle this girl.

BITCH SAMUEL YUCKS EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AND HOW DARE YOU USE IT IN THE SAME SENTENCE WITH THE LORD, YOU HOBO!

strangle*

SFWGWURGHRBGWJRGHWE

PERVERT ALERT! PERVERT ALERT! PERVERT ALERT!

WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO!

HELLO, 911?

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE STRANGLED YOU DOOFUS!!!

AND STOP LOOKING AT MY YEAR BOOK PICTURE!!!!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

So, I assume you still aren't successful with finding my identity

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shut up!

I will soon enough, just you wait.

Watch me die and you still haven't found about me yet.

Not going to happen.

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"But seriously though, he needs a new hairstyle."

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