DSMP Oneshots

Approval

idk what this is. I thought it was funny

Tubbo skipped happily to the arctic where his husband's "parents" lived. He put Foolish in charge of babysitting Michael so he could officially ask permission to officially marry Ranboo at their official wedding because that was something you apparently had to do. He walked to Ranboo's house expecting the anxiety as a person to be there. He was surprised when he found no one.

He shrugged and nervously walked to the cabin of one of his old friends and enemy. He wasn't quite sure what his relationship with Technoblade and Philza was at the moment, they did blow up his nation and everything he worked for but they hadn't really done anything bad since then.

Tubbo walked up the steps and turned towards the piglins door. He took a deep breath in and let it out as he knocked on the hard wood.

"Ranboo how many times have I told you-" Techno opened the door and frowned when he saw the former government official standing there. "What do you want Tubbo?" The person in question cleared his throat and smiled.

"I am here to announce I am marrying memory boy." There was silence for a moment before Technoblade started laughing. "This is a serious matter. We are to be wed. We have adopted a child and started a family business together. Ranboo is my husband."

"Okay okay so," Techno stood up straight and started making hand movements to match what he was saying. "One, you're seventeen, he's like sixteen or something." Tubbo nodded. "Two, you work for a government-"

"Worked for a government. If you're trying to convince me to get a divorce please try getting your facts right."

"Three, why would you ever marry- oh no. No no no no no. Phiiiiil!" Techno pushed Tubbo out of the way and ran to the father figures house, pushing open the door and grabbing Phil by the shoulders. "Phil! There's a love interest! Phil we're side characters Phil. The sensei is no longer relevant."

The bee boy watched Techno cry out with confusion basically written on his face. What was this bitch talking about? Tubbo was no mere love interest, this was his world and everyone, except Tommy who refused, was just living in it.

"Techno what are you talking about?" Phil asked.

"I'm gonna die sooner! And it's his fault!" Phil looked to where his son was pointing and was surprised to see Tubbo awkwardly standing there. He was wearing no armor, was holding no weapons, and honestly didn't look like he could kill anyone at the moment.

"Tubbo? What's happening?"

"I am marrying Ranboo." Phil had to physically restrain Techno from trying to attack Tubbo.

"That's great Tubbo, you have my approval now please get out before he murders you!"

~~Meanwhile~~

Ranboo walked to the Dream SMP making his way to what once was L'manberg and Schlatt's grave. He walked around L'manhole to the giant grave that was barely holding together.

"Glatt! You here?"

"What's up kid?" He jumped and turned around seeing the ran ghost sitting on a piece of rubble.

"H-hey Glatt. I've been meaning to ask you something... about Tubbo to be exact." Glatt's eyebrow perked up and he motioned for Ranboo to continue. "Apparently this is a thing people have to do so I'm asking for your sons hand in marriage." The ghost started laughing.

"You're asking me to marry my son? Funny kid." Schlatt stopped after seeing the hybrids serious experience. "Oh. Look, I don't really care, he's his own person. I'm dead. I'm not the person you should be asking anyway." Ranboo looked at him confused.