WIRED INTERVIEW WITH THE CAST OF THE DREAM SMP
Tommy held the board from where he sat and smiled at his other two friends. The crew behind the camera started counting down and pointed at then to start.
"Hi! We're Dream, Tommy, and Schlatt and this is the Wired Autocomplete Interview." Dream introduced them and turned towards the other blonde from where he sat in the middle. "Have you googled yourself Tommy?"
"No. I'm terrified." He laughed as he said that but nodded to his friends as a way to say he was fine. "But we're answering questions about everybody else so I will continue being terrified for another day. Let's do this boys!" He pulled off the first sticker and smiled. "This one's about Wilbur."
"Is Wilbur Soot british?" Dream looked at the camera then at Tommy. "No. Nobody in our cast is british. We're actually all Australian. We're just really good at accents."
"It's true, as an Australian I can confirm we are all Australian." Schlatt shook his head laughing before actually answering. "Yeah, Wilbur is british. Half the people in the show are british. Tommy is british. We're being invaded." They stayed silent for a few moments before continuing. "Next question, oh its about Wilbur again. Great."
"Is Wilbur Soot Tommyinnit's brother? Yeah. Me, Techno, and Wilbur are brothers. Not in the show of course because we all wanted different things and can't agree on shit to save our lives."
"We already lost our lives." Schlatt laughed.
"Damn. We did. Guess we really can't agree to save our lives. Next question then."
"Is Sapnap greek? Yeah, he's half-greek and can actually speak it. It's really cool." Dream happily talked about his friend. "Next one?" Tommy nodded and peeled the next sticker. "Is Tubbo a goat?"
"It's unclear. When we started writing we kinds just bullshitted a lot of things. But Puffy is a sheep and Schlatt is a ram so Tubbo could really be anything he wants." Tommy shrugged. "Is Philza married? Yes but don't tell him I said that because we have a joke that his wife doesn't exist. Its just me, my brothers, our mother, and our unmarried father." Tommy laughed at the inside joke and threw the board somewhere. Dream grabbed the other one.
"What is Skeppy's sexuality? Spoiler alert: he's not straight." Schlatt smiled. "I'm kidding. Maybe. None of us know and honestly, we don't care. Skeppy is his own person and he can jack off to whatever he wants."
"His character is canonically married to Badboyhalo. It's canon because I help write the scripts and produce the show so I can say what's canon. It's not debatable" Dream nodded and looked at the next question. "What is Quackity's roblox username? Anything that is not the word Quackity. Also I'm pretty sure he was banned."
"How the hell did he get his fucking name banned from a game for children?" Dream shrugged, Schlatt sighed, Tommy smiled. It was a lot of mixed emotions. "Let's just move on. What is Nihachu's real name?"
"Niki. Nihachu is a nickname someone came up with and it stuck into her character."
"Niki is great, we should've asked her to be here."
"I did ask but she was busy." Tommy frowned but continued to the next question. They continued answering random questions about their other cast members. They enjoyed talking about their friends and the characters they play. It was weird seeing what people are asking but they enjoyed it. It's different from other interviews.
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