DSMP Oneshots

groupchat but make it not all canon

[Tommyinnit added Tubbo_ and Purpled]
[Tommyinnit changed Tubbo_ to UwUbeeboy]
[Tommyinnit changed Purpled to alien bitch]

Tommyinnit: ELLO BOYS

[UwUbeeboy changed Tommyinnit to British Purp]
[UwUbeeboy changed alien bitch to AmericanInnit]

UwUbeeboy: :]

British Purp: fuck you

UwUbeeboy: no thanks <3

British Purp: I hate you <3

AmericanInnit: i hate both of you <3

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British Purp: lol just found out my mums the goddess of death
British Purp: completely unrelated but guess who the new demi-god of nature and animals is :)

Nukes? Maybe: damn. my bsf a demigod

AmericanInnit: bestie I cant deal with that today

do you remember...: Tommy=Fluttershy confirmed???

Only Girl Pog: hes also god of loyalty and a few other smaller things

British Purp: DRIS SHUT UP LET ME ENJOY ANIMALS AND FLOWERS

AmericanInnit: Tommy likes flowers??? whats your favorite???

British Purp: right now? aconite

do you remember...: Sometimes I just actually love knowing flower language

British Purp: petunia

do you remember...: oh

[British Purp changed AmericanInnit to Gladiolus]
[British Purp changed Nukes? Maybe to Yellow Rose]
[British Purp changed do you remember... to Allium]
British Purp changed Only Girl Pog to Snapdragon]

Allium: Thats strangely wholesome
Allium: Alliums?

British Purp: shut up boob man

[Allium changed British Purp to Protea]

Protea: ...

[Protea is offline]

Snapdragon: RANBOO WHATD YOU DO

Gladiolus: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PROTEA

Yellow Rose: BOO WHATD YOU DO TO MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT EXTROVERT

Allium: I DONT KNOW

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[Protea changed their name to British Purp]
[British Purp changed Yellow Rose to Nukes? Maybe]
[British Purp changed Gladiolus to AmericanInnit]
[British Purp changed Snapdragon to Only Girl Pog]
[British Purp changed Allium to do you remember...]

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Only Girl Pog: [image]
Only Girl Pog: lmao
Only Girl Pog: wedding

British Purp: DRIS WTF WHER EA RE YOU

Only Girl Pog: you're literally in the church