losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey, strangestrange
it's been a day and no one has explained the whole "mom" thing to mey/n
here's the short version of an extremely long story
1. i accidentally texted bucky instead of my friend mj
2. i sent him a pie—he cried
3. he introduced me to nat
4. tony hacked my phone and accidentally revealed bucket and nat's identity to me
5. nat adopted me, and here we arestrange
that makes very little sense, thank youbucky
i did not cry !!tony
you didsam
you were sobbingsteve
you cried a lotbucky
et tu, brute?loki
that oddly sounds familiarvision
"et tu, brute?" - julius caesar, circa 44BCy/n
the salad guy right ?steve
nopey/n
close enoughloki
like julius caesar the roman general? dictator of the roman empire ?strange
yes, that guythor
sibling, weren't you on midgard during 44BC?loki
...i'm just gonna gotony
oh my god.
you stabbed julius caesar didn't you?y/n
i just looked it up, shakespeare is the one that wrote that
no one knows if salad man actually said itloki
playwriter?y/n
don't tell me you were shakespeareloki
...strange
oh dear god.
what else did you doloki
it's been centuries how could i know what i've doneclint
BAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREADloki
i know another thingbruce
you didn'tloki
i did 😭y/n
did you know betty white is older than sliced bread?tony
let's just end this conversation before we learn loki participated in all of earth's historyloki
that's probably a wise decision-
a/n hi, sorry this is such a late update, school's been a lot lately. i have finals coming up and they're assigning a lot of workanyways, hope you enjoyed, and stay safe <3
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