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y/n
hey check out this cool video !
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y/n i'm not going to fall for that
....it's a photo
why. why did i click on that ?y/n
that's the power of rick asstleybucket
it's "astley"y/n
sure...
anyways, i predict that one day everything is just going to be a rick roll. every ad, video, trailer, even movies. they're all going to be rick rolls. you'll never be able to escape him. it'll never give you up.bucket
i see what you did there and i don't like ity/n
thank you
also i would like to talk about how much the line "never gonna run around" resonates with mebucket
elaboratey/n
basically, i don't like runningbucket
wow. that's so meaningful
sorry, i meant meaninglessy/n
it actually does have meaning. it tells you i don't like running
it's the reason why i'm not an avenger. not because i don't have any skills or powers, no. but because i don't like runningbucket
wowwwww
i'm not necessarily disappointed, but i'm also not not disappointed
but come on, do you even want to be an avenger?y/n
not really
it's a job i will gladly leave to the professionals. aka you guysbucket
you consider us professionals?
including tony??? and scott?? and sam?!y/n
you have a pointbucket
spend enough time with the idiot who fights with a shield the size of a dinner plate and you gain some kind of wisdomy/n
maybe you're just wise because you're old (also that was a smooth vine reference)bucket
nah, i think it's because of steeb (thanks)
anyways, it's 4:23 am. what are you doing awakey/n
reading.
also i could ask you the same questionbucket
i woke up because i was hungry. i ate a taco >:]y/n
was it good?bucket
yes. i'm contemplating eating sam's left over tacosy/n
as nike says, just do itbucket
this is peer pressurey/n
i'm the only peer here so it doesn't countbucket
i'm gonna do it.2 minute later
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i did it
tomorrow i'm going to gaslight sam into thinking that he never had any left over tacosy/n
you: gaslight gatekeep girlboss ✌️
sam: 🌮 🚫bucket
exactlyy/n
now i want a taco
best thing i can find is shredded cheese and lettuce
forgive me linda for i am about to eat these with my bare hands over the sink like an animalbucket
just get a plate ?!y/n
don't wanna wash one :[bucket
understandable
oh shît
i think tony's awake
he's headed towards the kitcheny/n
run.bucket
gotta go before he sees me
goodnighty/n
goodnight !-
i think i'm done with my break. thanks for all the support and amazing comments you all left. it means a lot and really helped me feel better <3
i'm going to be honest, after taking a break from posting pretty much anything here i got really anxious about the thought of posting again. so it's going to take me a while to get back into the groove of posting again
have a nice day/night, and drink some water !
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hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)
Fanfictionwrong number story; mcu the reader accidentally texts a member of the avengers one day and then a beautifully chaotic friendship grows between them and the avengers gender neutral reader with a girlfriend (it's shuri but she's not going to be in it...