wrong number story; mcu
the reader accidentally texts a member of the avengers one day and then a beautifully chaotic friendship grows between them and the avengers
gender neutral reader with a girlfriend (it's shuri but she's not going to be in it...
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bucket y/n i'm not going to fall for that ....it's a photo why. why did i click on that ?
y/n that's the power of rick asstley
bucket it's "astley"
y/n sure... anyways, i predict that one day everything is just going to be a rick roll. every ad, video, trailer, even movies. they're all going to be rick rolls. you'll never be able to escape him. it'll never give you up.
bucket i see what you did there and i don't like it
y/n thank you also i would like to talk about how much the line "never gonna run around" resonates with me
bucket elaborate
y/n basically, i don't like running
bucket wow. that's so meaningful sorry, i meant meaningless
y/n it actually does have meaning. it tells you i don't like running it's the reason why i'm not an avenger. not because i don't have any skills or powers, no. but because i don't like running
bucket wowwwww i'm not necessarily disappointed, but i'm also not not disappointed but come on, do you even want to be an avenger?
y/n not really it's a job i will gladly leave to the professionals. aka you guys
bucket you consider us professionals? including tony??? and scott?? and sam?!
y/n you have a point
bucket spend enough time with the idiot who fights with a shield the size of a dinner plate and you gain some kind of wisdom
y/n maybe you're just wise because you're old (also that was a smooth vine reference)
bucket nah, i think it's because of steeb (thanks) anyways, it's 4:23 am. what are you doing awake
y/n reading. also i could ask you the same question
bucket i woke up because i was hungry. i ate a taco >:]
y/n was it good?
bucket yes. i'm contemplating eating sam's left over tacos
y/n as nike says, just do it
bucket this is peer pressure
y/n i'm the only peer here so it doesn't count
bucket i'm gonna do it.
2 minute later
bucket i did it tomorrow i'm going to gaslight sam into thinking that he never had any left over tacos
y/n you: gaslight gatekeep girlboss ✌️ sam: 🌮 🚫
bucket exactly
y/n now i want a taco best thing i can find is shredded cheese and lettuce forgive me linda for i am about to eat these with my bare hands over the sink like an animal
bucket just get a plate ?!
y/n don't wanna wash one :[
bucket understandable oh shît i think tony's awake he's headed towards the kitchen
y/n run.
bucket gotta go before he sees me goodnight
y/n goodnight !
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i think i'm done with my break. thanks for all the support and amazing comments you all left. it means a lot and really helped me feel better <3
i'm going to be honest, after taking a break from posting pretty much anything here i got really anxious about the thought of posting again. so it's going to take me a while to get back into the groove of posting again