20. pranks, and a... shrek statue ?

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<3 Shuri <3

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hi :D

shuri
what is it

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*le gasp*
how'd you know i wanted something

shuri
you texted 0.1 seconds after i unblocked you

y/n
good point, that would be a dead giveaway
i'll do better next time
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anyways! i thought we should prank the avengers

shuri
we

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us

shuri
as in the both of us

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y-us

shuri
-_-

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oh come on! it was very pun-ny!

shuri
don't make me block you again

y/n
okay fine i'll shut up
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back to the prank
i was thinking breaking and entering (not really but we set off the alarms) and then when they find us he are burning a fire (like in those trash cans on beaches) and just singing WAP

shuri
i like it

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i'm sensing there's a but

shuri
buttttt i feel like if we "break and enter" the avengers would kill us

y/n
good point
but it's a once in a life time opportunity !!!

shuri
to be killed by the avengers???

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yes! i know people that would pay good money to be stepped on by various members of the avengers

shuri
who?

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just some people wade was telling me about
(i'm looking at you readers 👀 )

shuri
i'm just going to ignore that
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here's my plan
we don't break and enter we just enter no alarms

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but that no fun!

shuri
it's 10 times safer though
as i was saying..
we just stand around a statue of shrek with candles in hand waiting for the avengers
and before you say anything we will hack friday and play WAP x allstar extremely loud

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we don't need to hack friday
i know she will do it

shuri
how

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it's a vibe

shuri
so we're actually doing this?

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yes

shuri
great i'll be there tomorrow

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i bring the candles you the shrek statue

shuri
deal

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see you soon <3

shuri
see you soon!!! x

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a/n sorry i haven't updated, i've been in a writers block :(

anyways hope you enjoyed and a chapter will be out tomorrow (i promise)

have a nice day!!

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