hello? (a mcu wrong number fanfic)

25. can we out pizza the hut?

After the pizza delivery man delivered the pizza, Loki showed up in a puff of green smoke. He immediately flopped (gracefully of course, it's Loki) onto the couch and grabbed a piece of pizza.

You then annoyed your friends for being slow even though it's only been like 5 seconds. Eventually everyone else showed up.

"I brought interview with a vampire," Peter announced.

"That's a surprisingly good choice nerd."

"May helped pick it."

"Yeah that sounds about right," Mj responded.

Ned put the extra sodas in the fridge after everyone got one.

The movie started and everyone quietly watched with intrigue. When the movie finished you all just sat and shared memes and what not.

Well that was until you announced, "What if we out pizza-ed the hut? What would happen?"

"...what," Ned said.

"What if we out pizza-ed the hut?" you said slowly. "I bet tony could give our pizza to Dan Carney."

a/n who knew the other founder, dan's brother frank died like yesterday (2-Dec-2020)
RIP Frank Carney

"Who?" Peter asked.

"One of the founders of Pizza Hut," Mj responded.

"I'm in. I've got nothing better to do," Loki says.

"Nice."

~5 hour later, you all made a pizza~

losers
contains: bucky, nat, tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey

y/n
tony

tony
yes?

y/n
could you, hypothetically, get a pizza to Dan Carney to see if we out pizza-ed the hut. hypothetically

tony
no
i may be rich but i don't know anyone in the food industry
if you needed me to give a prototype to idk,, me; that would be easy

y/n
disappointing
on another note does anyone want some pizza ?
it's really good

bucky
omg
did you really make a pizza to out pizza the hut

loki
yes
yes we did

clint
loki was in on this?? why wasn't i

y/n
sorry, it was a cool people only party :|

clint
but i'm cool :(

y/n
of course you are

clint
:)
wait-
was that sarcasm

y/n
maybe
so we've got a big ass pizza and the 5 of us can't finish it

tony
the five of you?

y/n
yes
five
me, spider-bitch, mj, ned, and loki

rhodey
yeah i'll take some pizza

y/n
great. 12 pounds left
any other bids?

steve
wait
did you said 12 pounds

y/n
i did

clint
i'll take some

y/n
10 pounds left
going once, going twice

tony
i guess i'll take 8 pounds for when i'm too lazy to order food for dinner

y/n
great

bucky
i'll take a pound

y/n
fantastic!
that leaves 5 pounds for us
thank you!

steve
wait so how much pizza did you even make

y/n
i was today years old when i found out that the old man can't do math

steve
i can do math, that just seems like an excessive amount of pizza

-
"So that solves the pizza problem," you said.

Loki just snaps and all the pizza you gave away went to their respective owners.

The five of you fall back on the couch and begin eating the pizza.

"Another movie?" MJ asks.

"Sounds great," Peter says over the pizza in his mouth.

"Might I suggest we watch blade runner," Loki said.

"Nice," you say turning it on.

The five of you eat 4 pounds of pizza as you watch the movie, and fall asleep on the couch feeling like you're going to explode.

Your moms came home and covered you all in blankets, putting the alarming leftover pound of pizza in the fridge. If only they knew you made 14 pounds of pizza that day.