losers
contains: tony, steve, bruce, sam, clint, wanda, loki, thor, vision, scott, rhodey
*y/n added "bucket" *
*y/n added "мама" *
y/n
welcome
it is i
so you may notice something
-bucky and my mom are now in this chat
tony
why are you calling nat your mom?
y/n
because she is
tony
what
when did nat have a kid
y/n
adoption you dumbass
steve
language
bucky
will you stop with that "lAnGUagE" bullshit
and don't even think about saying it right now
tony
how did you convince her to adopt you
are you magic
are you dr. strange
y/n
no
but i could probably do surgery on someone if the need arises
tony
how.
do you.
know how.
to do.
surgery.
you're.
16.
y/n
i got bored and did research
what are you going to do about it
probably nothing; you coward
tony
how smart are you????
y/n
idk
i think i'm pretty dumb
i literally almost got run over on a one way street because i looked up and down instead of left and right
wanda
you poor baby
y/n
i know
life is so difficult sometimes 🥺
wanda
do i need to come over with ice cream?
we can have a movie night
y/n
yes please :D
wanda
on my way :))
steve
y/n can you explain to be what these vines bucky and loki keep talking about are?
y/n
no
steve
i'm disappointed in you
bucky
you can't see it but he's sporting his
eyebrows of disappointment ™
y/n
thank you steeb
i can officially say america is disappointed in me, not surprising, but some affirmation is nice
sam
LMAO STEEB THAT IS GOLD
clint
hkdksodbek steeb
steve
guys stop yelling it from the roof tops
y/n
i can hear it from my apartment lol
bruce
that's surprising
scott
they are telling pretty loud
vision (name in contacts:
i am sight)
off topic
i can see the name you have for me y/n because i can and i find it quite laughable
thank you
y/n
no problem vision
anything for one of friend's "brother" and my best friend's boyfriend
tony
what brother?
y/n
peter
I SHOULD ADD PETER
*y/n has added "spandex-bug" *
peter
y/n what is this
y/n
this is the avengers
peter
oh-
hi mr. stark
tony
hi kid
how was patrol
peter
wdym patrol ??? 👀
tony
kid literally everyone in this chat knows you're spiderman
peter
well now they do
good going mr.stark
i'm going to leave before y/n embarrasses me
*spandex-bug has left "loser" *
rhodey
haha! tony they said that you're a dad!! you're officially old now
tony
at least i'm not the prehistoric block of ice
y/n
👁 👄 👁
steeb do you need some ice for that burn?
oh wait you're the ice
tony
HAHA SUCK IT
loki
knife throwing practice, 3am i'll teleport to you y/n ?
y/n
of course!!!
i love sharp pointy objects !
loki
(*^o^*)
y/n
( ¨̮ )
steve
what are those
y/n
i know you're like 100, but you have no excuse not to know what those are
bucky
these: ᕕ༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕗ?
y/n
see
even bucky, who is literally older than you, knows what they are
plus a literal thousand year old god knows what they are
steve
well forgive me for my ignorance
y/n
i won't
moving on
how do you break someone's finger?
asking for a friend
nat
push on the finger the way it shouldn't bend until it snaps
y/n
thanks mom
tony
why do you need to know
y/n
it's for a friend
tony
but why
ʳᵉᵃᵈ
-
Coincidentally flash broke his finger the next day.
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