My Countryhuman oneshot book (sfw and nsfw)

Goofy afternoon (Russia x Germany)

A little Rusger fluff to make our day better.

Warning : there is a little blowjob at one point but other than that it's just goofy boyfriends doing stupid and cute couple things.

And I'm sorry for the ending, it's so rushed. I'm so bad at ending my stuff oof-
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Germany opened his front door and entered his house, bringing in with him his bags filled with various food and other necessities, taking off his shoes soon after. He huffed as he was a bit tired from the small journey he made to gather his stuff. He never truly liked going out to buy his groceries, it was always so exhausting for him.

"Russland, I'm home !" he declared, loud enough to be heard from far.

Russia had decided to visit him today, and they were home alone. Only the two of them to spend some enjoyable time as a couple. Though the house stayed silent, no answer. Germany thought he was probably doing something in one room, so he paid no real attention to it and directly stored the groceries to their places. Of course, he took all the time he could to arrange them well, to be sure everything was tidy, like he usually does.

When everything was settled, Germany decided to look for his boyfriend. He couldn't have gone too far. The first place he decided to look in was the bedroom, he guessed it would have made the more sense. And he was right, the Russian was laying on the bed, shirtless, doing something on his phone. Good for Germany, he was not wearing any shoes, just socks. He always made it clear he did not want shoes on the bed, or any furniture of the sort for that matter.

"Oh hey люблю." He said when he noticed the German's presence, putting his phone away.

"There you are !" the smaller country told in response, "I was looking for you. Oh and I've bought the groceries."

"Отлично. I hope you haven't forgot the vodka."

"Of course not." Germany paused, "And why are you shirtless ? Is my house too hot for your likings ?" he asked with an amused tone, just wanting to mess with him a little.

"Yes, it is. I almost burned from how hot it is here."

Russia stood up from the bed and approached the other country.

"You should take off your shirt too." He said while his hands played with the German's collar when he was close enough, "I don't want you to overheat."

"Du Dummkopf, this is ridiculous." Germany giggled.

"Нет, it's not. I'm allowed to worry for you."

He simply proceeded to unbutton and take off Germany's dress shirt, the latter showing absolutely no resistance to the act.

"You're such a pervert," he whined with a falsely sad voice as the piece of fabric was completely off, "You are doing it as an excuse to see me without my clothes."

"What an insult !" Russia exclaimed, seriousness definitely not being within him neither, "I'm taking care of you and this is how you thank me ?"

Germany couldn't find anything to reply so he just let out a whine, trying to appear as pathetic as he could to make the tall Russian pity him.

"Oh no, don't be sad моя любовь." Russia complained.

He didn't think twice and started attacking his smaller boyfriend with hugs and kisses, only winning more whines.

"You're so violent with me..." Germany squeaked as he was being aggressively smooched on the forehead and cheeks.

"And you are complaining way too much about my love and affection." Russia replied while letting Germany go.