To Piss or Not To Piss - Socks x Y/N

Hapter Seven.Fuve - I was bought by One Direction ⁉️😳

Dhaoter Svene.Five
I was bought by One Direction ⁉️😳
(Alternate Socks x Y/N au)

Hi, I'm Y/N and I have ocean blue eyes and blond hair and I'm super skinny and gorgeous and smart but everyone hates me. One day I was walking downstairs when my evil step mother yelled at me and told me that she had sold me to one direction !!

"'Ello love I'm Harry styles and I'm in one Direction" Harry styles said as he shoved me into the sleek black car that was parked outside of my house.

We drove for a long time until we arrived at a GIANT mansion.

"Omg do you live here?" I exclaimed in shock and awe.

"No I live in the shed in the back- YES OF COURSE I LIVE HERE!!!" Harry yelled at me as he shoved me inside the house. Suddenly all the other members of one direction showed up.

"Hi I'm Zayn Malik-" before he could even finish I spat in his mouth.

"What the fuck" he said.

I giggled.

"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi I'm Louis Tomlinson uwu" said smol bean Louis as he and Harry started to aggressively make out.

"I'm Niall Horan" introduced seggzy man Niall nya~

"I'm Liam Payne" Who tf is Liam Payne lmao.

Suddenly another  smoking hot, purple haired person stepped forward.

"And I'm Socks" they said.

"Omg" suddenly we started to aggressively make out alongside Harry and Louis 😩🤰

Two hours later

I was at a one direction concert in the front row when me and Socks made eye contact and they winked and I blushed owo

"This song goes out to a special someone," they said into the mic and the crowd oohed and ahhed dramatically, wondering who it was but I knew it was me teehee.

"You're insecure, don't know what for
You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or
Don't need make-up to cover up
Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else, but you, ooh
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm lookin' at you, and I can't believe
You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful, oh-oh
That's what makes you beautiful
So c-come on, you got it wrong
To prove I'm right, I put it in a song
I don't know why you're being shy
And turn away when I look into your eye-eye-eyes
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else, but you, ooh
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm lookin' at you, and I can't believe
You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful, oh-oh
That's what makes you beautiful
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na, na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na, na, na
Na-na-na, na-na-na
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
(You don't know, oh-oh)
You don't know you're beautiful
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful
If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm lookin' at you, and I can't believe
You don't know, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful, oh-oh
You don't know you're beautiful, oh-oh
That's what makes you beautiful"

The crowd sang along and I was blushing throughout the entire thing. I didn't know socks felt this way omg.

I climbed onto the stage.

"Socks I love you!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and then me and socks started to make out again as the crowd booed because they were all jealous of how cool and amazing I was teehee.