🐹+🔧=🏳🌈
(This is by far the best thing I wrote, get prepared for some seggsayness)
Kazoooitchy sat on the couch, thinking, "man- I wanna fuck azz"
He got up and made his way to gundumb, he kithed him, handing his rabies over towards the other male.
"I want cummies" He said, a seggsy, intimidating smirk appearing on his ugly face.
Gundumb stared, that's all he did, Kazoooitchy was so ugly, it made him whœrè knëè
"Get nude" Soda-Can demanded, dancing like an earthworm.
"K"
Gundham went to the fridge to get naked.
Naked, the drink.
Gundham grabbed the bottle and drank it, the drink was so erotic, it just made him more whœrè knëè, so he made his way back to Kazoooitchy, crawling on the floor like a centipede, that turned Kazuichi on, so he turned the lights on too.
"It's leaking" Soda-Can said.
"What is?"
"The sink"
"Cool"
"You turned the sink on, so now I'm leaving you, you cheater 😭😢😭😰😔😟👎" Said Soda-Can.
He was so BrOcken, it hurt... So he grabbed a Soda and drank it angrily, throwing it at Gundumbs head and running out the house, "I cannot believe you made another thing leak! How could you"
Gundham sat there in fool guilt, but at least be had the sink...
Sadly, the sink got turned off and was no longer leaking anymore, "well fuck you too sink, I cheated on you for the toilet, bye bye mf 🥴😻🐹"
Soda-Can walked back in the house, thinking, "maybe I should forgive him"
So he grabbed Gundumbs thiccity thicc cake on his azz and smirked, "hEy thicc chicc" He whispered, his voice cracking due to how whœrè knëè he was.
"I'm thirsty, get naked"
Gundumb grabbed the naked and handed kazoooitchy it, "enjoy your devine meal"
"K"
Then they fükèd
