Sorry!

328 3 0
                                    

I realized that I did not upload yesterday. I am so so so sorry! So to make up, I have memes for you. (Well more like jokes I find on incorrect quote generator)

 (Well more like jokes I find on incorrect quote generator)

¡Ay! Esta imagen no sigue nuestras pautas de contenido. Para continuar la publicación, intente quitarla o subir otra.

Forkle: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Keefe: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Fitz: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Keefe, learn to listen.
Biana: What if it bites itself and I die?
Tam: That's voodoo.
Linh: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sophie: That's correlation, not causation.
Biana: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Tam: That's kinky.
Forkle: Oh my God.

----------

Fitz: It's dark in here
Keefe: Don't worry dude I got this
Keefe: *Stomps their feet*
Keefe: *Skechers light up*

---------

Sophie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Fitz: I don't know, how are they~?
Sophie, flustered: I-
Keefe, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

---------

Sophie: Keefe and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Forkle: *Sighing* What did Keefe do?
Sophie: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Keefe: Who wants a steering wheel?

---------

Biana: Hey Tam can I get a sip of your water?
Tam: It's not water.
Biana: Vodka, I like your style!
Tam: It's vinegar.
Biana: Wh-Wha-
Tam: It's vinegar, COWARD.

---------

Sophie, to Fitz: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Fitz, motioning to themself and Keefe: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

---------

Tam: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Keefe: Isn't that just killing people?
Tam: Ah, technicality.

---------

Tam: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Biana:
Keefe:
Sophie:
Everyone Else At Tam's Surprise Birthday Party:
Biana: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

---------

Keefe: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Tam: You mean literally or figuratively?
Keefe: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Keefe: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?Tam: You mean literally or figuratively?Keefe: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify

¡Ay! Esta imagen no sigue nuestras pautas de contenido. Para continuar la publicación, intente quitarla o subir otra.

And done! Next chapter for BSA is up now. Maybe? Soon, definitely soon. Bye bye my Lovelies!

Black Swan Assassins' (Spy and Royal AU)Donde viven las historias. Descúbrelo ahora