I know how to kiss

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AJ: Stripes can I talk to you for a sec- 

Stripes: Yeah what's up! Lemme guess. You're having girl troubles and you wanna know how to kiss

AJ: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books. 

Stripes: Sad 

AJ: Pickle's beating up Speedrick and Crusher said they should add you to the fight- 

Stripes: Hmmm? Maybe I'll- 

*Crunch* 

Speedrick: OH MY GOD I THINK HE CRUSHED ONE OF MY BONES 

Pickle: *Punches him* DO NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU ASSHOLE! 

Stripes: ... 

AJ: ... 

Stripes: Yeah hard pass- 

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