Chopsticks

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Blaze: Aw! Who's the big spoon and the little spoon? 

Watts: We're chopsticks-

Blaze: That's cute! Does that mean you snuggle perfectly?

Watts: Um... No- It means if you take one away as you did with me today, the only thing the other's good for is stabbing...

Blaze: Aw! Wait- 

Starla, kicks down Blaze's door: UNHAND WATTS YOU BITCH! *loads up gun* 

Blaze: AHHHHHHH-


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