Blaze: Why is Pickle and Darry sad?
Crusher: They took a buzzfeed character quiz.
Blaze: And?
Crusher: They got Speedrick-
Darington, hitting computer: STUPID COMPUTER I'M NOT THAT ASSHOLE THAT SMELLS LIKE HOT CHEETOS AND SHIT!
Pickle, also hitting computer: YEAH I AIN'T THAT STUCK UP SELF FUCKING BITCH!
Blaze: Why aren't they hitting Speedrick?
Crusher: The writing slave took him out for a bit.
Blaze: Oh- Wait. WRITING SLAVE!?
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(Batmm) Blaze and the monster machines Randomness
RandomMostly incorrect quotes and stuff lingering in my mind