Why is he sad

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Blaze: Why is Pickle and Darry sad? 

Crusher: They took a buzzfeed character quiz. 

Blaze: And? 

Crusher: They got Speedrick- 

Darington, hitting computer: STUPID COMPUTER I'M NOT THAT ASSHOLE THAT SMELLS LIKE HOT CHEETOS AND SHIT! 

Pickle, also hitting computer: YEAH I AIN'T THAT STUCK UP SELF FUCKING BITCH! 

Blaze: Why aren't they hitting Speedrick? 

Crusher: The writing slave took him out for a bit. 

Blaze: Oh- Wait. WRITING SLAVE!?


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