Olive garden

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Darry: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Crusher: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Stripes: In your pantry!
Darry: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Crusher: Is your friend here?
Darry, motioning to Blaze: Yeah.
Crusher, to Blaze: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! 😠
Pickle: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Pickle: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Pickle: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Pickle, to Crusher and Stripes: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Crusher: YAAAAAAAAY!
Stripes: THE PRESTIGE!

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