My boyfriend is an angel

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Crusher: My boyfriend is an angel and a saint. 

Speedrick: AAAAHHHHHHH- HE CRUSHED ONE OF MY FUCKING BONES AGAIN! 

Pickle: *holds knife to Speedrick's throat* SAY YOUR FINAL FUCKING WORDS ASS HOLE! 

Crusher: Like I said a very cute angel. Also a very paranoid one- 

Blaze: WHAT WAS THAT LAST PART?! 

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