Ovens

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by -Weirdlmao-

by -Weirdlmao-

The squad is over at Blaze's house

Stripes: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Blaze: ... N-No...

Blaze, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Stripes, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Pickle: I see a-

Blaze, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Stripes: Oh, well I- Blaze: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- fiddles with the buttons on the microwave

Blaze, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Darry: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

AJ: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Blaze: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Blaze: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Blaze, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Blaze: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Crusher, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Blaze:

Stripes: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Blaze, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS-

Sparkle: I'm someone who's in a room with 6 idiots-