𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 | 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

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‣ - 7:34 PM

popcorn maker.
Tell anyone about this or you're dead.

raccoon eyes.

PLS SPARE ME IM KEEPING YOUR AMERICAN GIRL A SECRET

FOR TOO LONG

IT HURTS

TWO WEEKS OF NOT TALKING ABOUT IT

popcorn maker.
It's the same issue raccoon eyes.

raccoon eyes.
rEALLy-

omg spill

she sounds so nice

how do you always get the good people 😔😔

popcorn maker.
What?

Fucking-

Never mind.

This was stupid.

raccoon eyes.
GOOGLE IS NOT YOUR WINGWOMan

YOU STOP RIFHT THERE MISTER

popcorn maker.
YOU'RE NOT MY WINGWOMAN.

raccoon eyes.
but you come to me with your american girl issues bc i'm a girl-👀
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WHEN IM RIGHT YOU-
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FINE IM SORRY TELL ME YOUR ISSUES 💀

popcorn maker.
Tch.

She was ranting about her schools.

After it, she started to get angry I guess.

raccoon eyes.
did you comfort her?

please tell me you at least comforted her-

just a tiny little comfort-

popcorn maker.
I told her to go to bed.

raccoon eyes.
ARE YOU JOKING

YOU CANT JUST DO THAT

THATS FORBIDDING GIRLS LAWS 209

popcorn maker.
Never fucking heard of it.

raccoon eyes.
WELL NOW YOU DO

WAKE HER AMERICAN BOOTY UP AND MAKE HER HAPPY

popcorn maker.
She can make herself happy.

raccoon eyes.
You're denying it....

omg don't tell me

are you asking me for he-

hel--

i cant say it....

popcorn maker.
Say it, shithead.

raccoon eyes.
you need...

help???

popcorn maker.
I DIDNT SAY THAT

raccoon eyes.
ADMIT IT

popcorn maker.
NO YOU SHITHEAD

raccoon eyes.
YOU JUST ADMITTED TO IT

popcorn maker.
I DID NOT.

YOU'RE ANNOYING ME.

raccoon eyes.
WELLL

I'll help you ofc

I'm so glad you came to your wingwoman
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pfft okay while you leave my messages on read I'll help you
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do something with them that makes them happy

for example

you did buy that animal crossing game they love

and a whole 3DS
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that's immediately a good way to calm them down bc obviously your go to sleep didn't work

so even though i know you two didn't call yet-

your english is already amazing

and i'm sure they won't judge your voice (dont judge theirs you rat)
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aight aight

in simple form

do something with them that makes them enjoy your presence but also what makes them happy

good night because you're not going to respond

☞ fun fact 009: cute aggression is a term when you spy something adorable and want to slaughter the happiness you're feeling :)

The sunrise shined brightly in Bakugou's dorm, causing him to scowl at the sun. He was already in a pissed off mood when he woke up. Not because he realized it was a Monday and there was school. It wasn't that important but it left him thinking.

You didn't message him good morning like you'll usually do.

He wasn't angry at you. He was more typically mad at you not doing your job. (as much he despises your messages)

Now here he was, sitting in his room wondering why the he'll you weren't texting. He already checked multiple times on your contact—nothing. Bakugou then did check Instagram and Twitter, nothing again. You disappear without a trace.

Huffing, he decided to ignore your absence as he didn't know what to do. He couldn't just fly his way to America to beat your ass up if he wanted to.

And so, he left his dorm with his phone to grab breakfast with the others. Bakugou knew you'll make up for your random not-so-routine.

"Aha, you're sorta a little late to breakfast.."

"Shut it soy sauce face."

"At least he's still him!"