Random stuff that doesn't fit in oneshots or work with canon
Bumblebee: Dangit
Arcee: Primus
Bulkhead falling off a building: AHhHhHhHhH
Wheeljack: Ah Slag!
Smokescreen fumbling with a relic: Nono
Smokescreen: Nono
Smokescreen: Nono
Smokescreen: No
Smokescreen: No
Smokescreen: No
Smokescreen dropping the relic: NORatchet: Glitch!
Arcee: Slag
Wheeljack doing a bomb: No
It explodes
DAMMITRatchet: Fragging Primus
Ratchet (again): RAGJ
Bumblebee: Stoopid
Smokescreen: Primus Dammutit
Wheeljack: C'mon man
Arcee: Fragin-
Bulkhead: Fragge-
Jack: Fraggi-
Wheeljack: Frag
Smokescreen: NO
Bumblebee misses a shot: WHAT
Miko runs into the fight
Bulkhead: NOOWheeljack after the third bomb explodes: Fragging Whatever
Smokescreen realising he was using the relic wrong: Oh
Breaks the relic
Smokescreen: NOOOOo-Wheeljack: FRAG
Smokescreen: NO
Bumblebee: STUPID
Smokescreen again: No
Arcee: No
Bulkhead: No
Smokescreen: No
Wheeljack: FRAAAAAG
Ratchet: FRAGHING HENW
Wheeljack: FRAG THIS
Optimus: *face palm*
Miko falling off a rock: AHhHhHHHHHHH
Bulkhead realising Miko was gone: SLAG
Smokescreen dying cuz he broke the relic: NO
Wheeljack still cursing out cons: GLITCH
Ratchet being done with everything: FRAGGING AFTHAT
Smokescreen fixing the relic then breaking it again: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSNNOOOOOO
Arcee when a con sucker punches her: SLAGGING FRAGGER
Ultra Magnus having enough of Miko: NO
Bumblebee: STUPID
Optimus giving up: THIS SUCKS MAN
This is the only place you get 200 words of the Autobots cursing
Raf: How much money would it take for you to kill someone?
Miko: Huh, 20 bucks!
Jack: You'd kill someone for 20 bucks?
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Unfunny Tfp Oneshots/Bloopers
Humor[SLOW/NO UPDATES] Just a cringe but (hopefully) funny oneshot book I started when I was 11! Contents: -Weirdness -Gayness -Idiocy -Memes -and the author being a geek If anyone has any requests I'll take them! ~~I really need inspiration please~~